Actually, Dante with a tentacle demon wouldn't surprise me in the least.

His mind kind of works that way...

Yes, yes, it's not surprising, but what am I supposed to do with all this spice, and those fremen? Why are the Fremen beckoning me with their krisknives? oh this is going to be bad.

*Throws miniature tentacle monster at Raidenm leaving it to molest him*

Quiet, you.

Actually, on second thought I would liek a nightshade nightcrawler... those are negative energy-based sandworms, essentially. Of course, I won't ride on it all of the time, or even most of the time - I'll have ALyrium bum rides off Lorelai. The nightcrawler follows underground and will devour me or something else on mental comamnd to protect me... and stuff.

Good lord I can picture it now.

*schoolgirl comes out*

"Sirs, I have the artifact you need, as well as the secret to eternal life."

*Tentacle beast roars, than rapes, destroying the artifact to get there*

*awkward pause afterwards*

"Dammit! Who was the idiot that decided that we had to have a tentacle monster? Eh?"


EDIT- Or this...

*Same girl*

Dante- *gasp* SHE CARRIES A LANTERN! ENEMY OF DARKNESS!

*roar, chew, death*

*awkward pause*

"JUST STOP WITH THE WORMS ALREADY!"

Just give it to me, I'll enslave the world in spice addiction to me...

Actually it'd be more of..

SS: (opens mouth)
Dante: Sic him, boy.
Tentacle monster : (leaps on SS and does things to him straight from a scary episode of La Blue Girl)
Dante: Quiet, you.

:D

Well, I'd actually add her to the harem for when I conquer the world... but that comes later.

It's ok. It's ok. The Fremen just wanted to harvest me for my water. I told them I wasn't ripe yet. IHMN and SS you may want to stay away from tan guys with glowing blue eyes.

Anyone ever heard The Terrible Mr. Grimshaw?

If you haven't, all you need to know is that at one point, he sorta yells "Dude, what the fuck?!"

I need that soundbite right now. That way, I could signal to you that I do not know what you are talking about. And you, knowing my lack of understanding, would endevour to explain it to me. It'd be awesome.


Short of the long: What the hell are you talking about?


Edit: Most sentences require subjects. As such, I place them in.

You need to have read the book "Dune" to get it.

The Sleeper Has Awakened!!!

Ok, I'm having trouble deciding on my mount.

Should I ride:
A. Mystra
B. A Nightmare
C. A very small Torrasque