dumbass, he never got past the barrier. He made the maps before Sarion left to start his war. The maps are just enchanted in such a way as to accurately show exactly what is happening. If you pulled out a microscope you could even see the movements of a dragonfly. It's a global Marauder's map

Oh, excuse me for being the dumbass that I am...but hey, at least we can never be ambushed, since your super maps will let us see everyhthing all the time. Nifty.

not quite. That kind of info would be super, super fine print. Like thief sized fine print. an army that's a bit bigger. but like five guys would be a tiny dot.

Ah...but if we did get ambushed, naturally you would just reverse time and warn us of our impending attackers, wouldn't you? Time is your bitch, and no one else, so reversing it and saying "Hey, lets go this way." is perfectly viable.

If Raiden allows it. I don't want you bitching at me everytime I decide I want to use my ability.

*rubs forehead*

Hmm...

BM, it's alright if he does the time thing. If for some reason he gets us out of an ambush, we could then ambush the ambush.

But, if you guys are really gonna be pissy about it, here's the last restriction. The LAST one. Jad, from now on, you need to charge your clock before using it. You can't suddenly decide to change time. It'll take longer to charge if you want a larger range of influence,farther change in time, etc.

BM, SS has a point about the whole bull thing. Remember, you can't cast magic without your staff, and if he manages to take your staff from you, you're screwed. So I wouldn't go too far. Plus, if you get TOO annoying, a certain Light Mage might decide to give you a few zaps.

Dante, if you really want to spend the entire RP riding on a worm, then I guess that's fine.

He doesn't want a worm, he wants a tenticle beast. You know, those things that rape japanese school girls all the time?

Also the point of this thread is so there are no only OOC post in the RP thread Raiden...

Actually it would either be you or krylo who want's that. Dante strikes me more as wanting a sandworm.

No, I'm pretty sure he wants one of those.

Well there goes my Dante for Kwisatz Haderach campaign.

Actually, Dante with a tentacle demon wouldn't surprise me in the least.

His mind kind of works that way...

Yes, yes, it's not surprising, but what am I supposed to do with all this spice, and those fremen? Why are the Fremen beckoning me with their krisknives? oh this is going to be bad.

*Throws miniature tentacle monster at Raidenm leaving it to molest him*

Quiet, you.

Actually, on second thought I would liek a nightshade nightcrawler... those are negative energy-based sandworms, essentially. Of course, I won't ride on it all of the time, or even most of the time - I'll have ALyrium bum rides off Lorelai. The nightcrawler follows underground and will devour me or something else on mental comamnd to protect me... and stuff.

Good lord I can picture it now.

*schoolgirl comes out*

"Sirs, I have the artifact you need, as well as the secret to eternal life."

*Tentacle beast roars, than rapes, destroying the artifact to get there*

*awkward pause afterwards*

"Dammit! Who was the idiot that decided that we had to have a tentacle monster? Eh?"


EDIT- Or this...

*Same girl*

Dante- *gasp* SHE CARRIES A LANTERN! ENEMY OF DARKNESS!

*roar, chew, death*

*awkward pause*

"JUST STOP WITH THE WORMS ALREADY!"

Just give it to me, I'll enslave the world in spice addiction to me...

Actually it'd be more of..

SS: (opens mouth)
Dante: Sic him, boy.
Tentacle monster : (leaps on SS and does things to him straight from a scary episode of La Blue Girl)
Dante: Quiet, you.

:D

Well, I'd actually add her to the harem for when I conquer the world... but that comes later.

It's ok. It's ok. The Fremen just wanted to harvest me for my water. I told them I wasn't ripe yet. IHMN and SS you may want to stay away from tan guys with glowing blue eyes.

Anyone ever heard The Terrible Mr. Grimshaw?

If you haven't, all you need to know is that at one point, he sorta yells "Dude, what the fuck?!"

I need that soundbite right now. That way, I could signal to you that I do not know what you are talking about. And you, knowing my lack of understanding, would endevour to explain it to me. It'd be awesome.


Short of the long: What the hell are you talking about?


Edit: Most sentences require subjects. As such, I place them in.

You need to have read the book "Dune" to get it.

The Sleeper Has Awakened!!!

Ok, I'm having trouble deciding on my mount.

Should I ride:
A. Mystra
B. A Nightmare
C. A very small Torrasque

No idea what any of those are, I say discount horse.

Mystra is the Goddess of Magic in Faerun, a Nightmare is a demon horse with fire for a mane, and a tarrasque...well, you don't want to get it angry.

You might be a Munchkin if you ride a Tarrasque.
You are a Munchkin if your minions use a Tarrasque as a pack animal.

That's Tarrasque, you ignorant peasant. A Torrasque is a hero Ultralisk.

And I'd ride Mystra any day, in any way...

I probably should have gone with a Nightmare... :P

How bout you ride a normal fantasy pack animal and quit trying to god mod.

Would a griffin be ok, it has wings but it can only use them to knid of jump/hover, like a chicken.

p.s. please don't call me the chicken man

I'll stick with the nightcrawler travelling underground and following thr group while I bum rides from Celes, then. It'll be fun when the sandworm emerges and starts swallowing all the little fools...

I guess a Griffon would be fine. But the moment it starts flying, it's gonna lose some wings...chicken man.

I may only be able to post at night for youse guys.

You should make a new discussion thread, this one is over the page limit.

Also, I want to post something about the scent of a town nearby, but I have no idea what the situation is and if the scent would linger...

I'll send you a PM, IHMN.

Also pm me what I'd see on the map.