Stupid super powers Continued
 

the power to turn your soda into prune juice!

the power to say something and no-one will hear you

The power to have 1 more tooth than normal people

The ability to fall down at twice normal falling speed.
The ability to exceed terminal velocity when falling.
The ability to turn gold into lead.

Superhearing, but only for dripping sinks, wailing cats and pissed-off girlfriends.

The ability to leap bullets in a single bound! The ability to run faster than a speeding building!

Wait... can you even call these kinds of powers 'super powers'? Its just not right!

Oh, and uhh...

The ability to relive moments of your memories... only effective on the first year of your life.

The Flesh! He's super strong, and super naked!

Thunder Girl! She flies.. like thunder.

Stinky Diver! A former Navy Commando with an attitude as bad as his odor!

And.. Meltman! With the power to... melt!



Ouchies!

1) The ability to break any part of your body on command.

2) The ability to magically piss off anyone bigger than you.

Incredible powers of seduction, but only for incredibly unattractive people.

Fifthfiend, its called beer.

The power to make all the parts of your body go pins and needles whenever you blink.

1) The power to see the future and procrastinate until its the past

2) The power to remember everything you have ever experienced, except what you are trying to remember

3) The power to warp the world around you with thought and to be so impulsive you never think.

4) The power to learn and master any phyiscal activity you see, fighting, repairs , etc., and a really bad case of narcolepsy.

These seem like good superpowers until the other half is considered. Don't you just love irony?