Great, a God who actually pays attention.

And we always could make super well crafted and well running mechs...athen restrict them to sweeping streets and building toasters. And if you tried to install so much as an unregistered lighter it would explode...

*panics* Religion is a hellish thing for me.

Rar, indeed I do. Basically, IHMN wants a Theocracy. Personally I've been leaning more towards a Technocracy myself however... But there are other options that could be fun I'm looking into.

Well I still in total control of our enemies. I need to know our tech level and such so I can make them comparable, or even superior.

Yah...JAD...about that...

You already decided. So...poo for you, ha for me.

Combine the two, worship the machine god.

I can see it now... "Infidel-Hunters of the Emperor of Steel", a trilogy in five parts starring such greats as Forever Zero (somewhat famous), Heiseki (not really famous), CelesJessa (Quite famous), SuperSaiyan (On the road to being famous), Dante (evil, sadistic and famous), IHMN(original and infamous) and many others!

Here's what I got on God/Religion so far (At first I refer to the God in third person, but as I go down I start refering to him in first person. I had that mind set in after the commandments and it stuck subconsiously).


The Creator/God/Omnipresence One/What ever you want to call him is named Pooky. He is a giant teddy bear.

Randomly, he visits the planet, just for the hell of it. During this time he does what ever the hell he wants, because he’s God, he can do that.

With his all seeing eyes, anyone that even attempts to harm any sort of cute, baby animal on purpose (Or on accident and not caring) is instantly smitten and doomed to eternal torment. But, if some one tries to use an animal for a shield to protect themselves, knowing what happens to those who harm animals, they will be smitten. Adult animals can be harmed, but only for hunting purposes, and self defense. Otherwise, doomed.

Every month, each town must hold a raffle. The winner of the raffle (Cannot be a child or old people) is publicly stoned by the rest of the town. There is no real reason for this, but Pooky finds it amusing.

Every day everyone must pray to him. The pray takes 30 seconds. If you try to rush the prayer, you will be electrified. Any who do not pray will be shot by Pooky all seeing sniper rifle team from the heaven. But they won’t be killed, just shot in the leg or arm or something.

Pooky assigns the role of Guides to mortals he likes, who then become immortal guides. But if they ever annoy Pooky, they will be smitten.

Anyone who harms a teddy bear in the same fashion as harming a small animal will be dealt with in the same fashion.

Every year Pooky demands from each village a young, female virgin. Though he does not ask for a hot person, if the village gives him an ugly person, they will all lose a limb of their choice. Once Pooky gets the virgins, he puts them in giant jars and keeps them as pets.

There are 5 commandments (Commandments meaning “The rules Pooky felt like writing down).

1) If you do not think I exist, I will personally come over to your house and kick you in the balls. If you are a women, I will kick you in the ovaries (I’m god, I can do that). If you are still not religious after that, I will continue to kick you until you are.
2) If you worship some one else, you are stupid, and you will become like that permanently.
3) Thou shall covenant thy neighbors wife, or thou shalt never covenant again.
4) If you are ugly, that means I hate you.
5) If you are hot, that means I like you.

All families must have a pet. There choices are either cats, dogs, penguins, lemurs, komodo dragons, talking birds, Cthulu, or a howler monkey. Other pets will be accepted, but the family must make a sacrifice. The sacrifice can be anything, but it has to please Pooky.

If your young, hot, and single, give me a call. My number is 1-800-GOD.

Anyone who pretends to be me will be turned into a mosquito, and then I will send 1000 dragonflies after you.

If you ever refer to me as Poopy and you are not a small child or have a speaking disability, you will suffer the wraith of my poop. I’m a giant teddy bear, I’ve got lots of it.

While I won’t mettle in the affairs of mortals in big things (Wars, making of villages or countries, other stuff), I will accept bribes. I won’t personally help you, but some one who can will.

I really, really like bribes and sacrifices.

It's "Decent" or in this case "DECENT". I hate to keeping picking over your errors ^^ But that's a lie. I love to do it.

IHMN, your ideas intrigue me and I wish to know more.

Well, what can I say...

I have decided. The level of weaponry shall be medieval. Cold steel. Yar.

I'd like to use something about weapons reaching a certain point (around the neutron bomb) it was thought best by all people to just go backwards, and destroy all weaponry beyond the level of cold steel blades of stabbity death. Or something.

I'd be more eloquent, but I'm tired and used up all my eloquence for tonight on that bullshit.