Weirdest movie you have ever seen
 

What's the weirdest movie you have ever seen?

I think the weirdest movie I have ever seen was The Beatles Yellow submarine, the whole movie is just plain weird.

City of Lost Children.

Astro Zombies

It's about "2 count 'em 2 Gore Crazed, solar powered killer robot zombies!"
Not at any point is there anything from space, nor does the movie itself make any difference at all.

One Word: Uzimaka.
Three words: what the hell.
The movie is scary because I do not understand it and is funny because it's train of logic is so screwy.

Memento was screwy, but stylish and cool.

Waking Life was screwy, but it had its thoughtful moments.

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Gotta give the prize to Before Night Falls. It's about a gay Cuban poet in the 50s. It's mostly boring, but suddenly it'll throw something completely out of left field at you. It doesn't help that the movie was really really spare on the dialogue, there's just nothing to connect one random-ass moment to another. It'll be going along being generally boring and incomprehensible, and suddenly, main character is frolicking in a sea of dicks (I mean that literally). Later he's captured by the communist, poet-hating government, and thrown into a cell too small for a person to stand in, and they're going to torture him until he dies. Then he looks around and all the doors in the jail are unlocked and the guards are all gone, so he gets up and walks out back and dives off the dock at the back of the jail and swims off.

Later... I don't remember when, but there was a midget. Then everybody, includng the midget, is going to escape Cuba in a hot air balloon. There's a guy who you know is evil, because he sneers a lot and wears red speedos. The main guy gives him a look like "don't steal our balloon when we go to sleep." Then they go to sleep. Then the sneering guy steals the balloon while they're asleep. Then he laughs really loudly for like five straight minutes.... then the balloon stops working and he falls to the ground.

Finally, after much trial and tribulation, the main character makes a heroic escape to America. Next, we see him six months later, except now he has AIDS. They convey the pain and difficulty of his situation by having him poke at an egg and a piece of broccoli. Seriously, they do a zoom on the plate of egg and broccoli, and do another five-minute shot of his fork poking his food.

That's about where it ends.

If you ever have the chance to see it... dont.

Somebody has to mention Pink Floyd's the Wall, which cannot be comprehended because the amount of bad acid you'd have to drop could never equal how much it took to make the 'film'. I have made that mention.

In stupid horror films, I'd have to say Krazy Klowns from Outer space. Basically outerspace clowns come and trap kids with exploding pies and killer balloon animals, then they eat the kids.

The Wall is Awesome, just don't watch it late at night.

Also it's KILLER Klowns from outer space

Strangest movie yet still cool I've seen Waking Life.

I really need to see The Wall. Haven't yet.

Anyway... Anybody ever heard of Destiny Turns on the radio? It has Quentin Tarrantino, and, the eternal fan, I rent it and discover one of the wierdest and most incomprehensible movies ever.

Also, from the files of MST3K: Pumaman!

Jimmy Hollywood. What, the crap?

Red Zone Cuba. I think at the end it had about 5 different plot lines that were left unresolved. The thing just jumps from idea to idea, like the writer/director had a dart board full of suggestions and every morning he threw a dart and whatever it hit, that's what they did that day. After awhile they stopped trying to make it all fit. Bad, so bad.