forum game!!!
 

i was on the madness combat forum and checked out the games.

this game is things youd ratrher not hear said.

rules:

you say an occupation and the person after you would say wut he/she would rather not want them to hear said.

example:

me: your grandma
you: this couch that your sitting on is where me and ur granddaddy made love and made ur momma

lol, ok ill start it off.

the news reporter

Hello. Would you like to know what im doing with my hand under this table? You would wouldnt you, sicko?

The paramedics

I'm sorry but we lost your replacement liver.

Okay here is one. The UPS guy/gal.

Sorry this is late... we got lost in the desert and i regret to inform you your package had to be used... for various sanitation reasons. Yes sanitation reasons.

How about the librarian?

Well do to your over due fee we had to repossess your car and house.

bah had a librarian one but someone beat me to it...

how about your Automobile Repair Man

im sorry, but blue over there is a smoker, and well he, unfortunately, is the one that got assigned to repair your gas leak. and as you can see he blew everything up.

(btw u guys r supposed to post up an occupation with every answer)

the plumber