Happy Independence Day!
 

Let freedom ring!

Rules for the Forth of July
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DO Set explosives on fire

DO Remeber, only play with quarter sticks of dynimite. We only want you to lose your hand and part of your face, not your torso.

DO direct your attention to the shiny things in the night sky...

DO stick the sparklers in someones hair and light it.

DO use this as an excuse to go outside in the dead of night.

DO use this as an excuse to go outside and make other people cook.

DO go buy fireworks illegally, everyone else is doing it anyway.

DO bring a flashlight, lord knows your going to need something to do, these things never start on time.

DO NOT run like hell. They're perfectly harmless explosive that we are setting off hundreds of feet in the air and looking at it.

DO NOT bring animals...unless of course you take pleasure in the suffering of others, in which case It's okay as long your the only one it bites.

DO NOT bring young children...unless of course they're already deaf

DO NOT forget your lighter.

DO NOT purchase glow sticks.
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=P Anything else you'd like to add?

Congrats yanks!
happy USA day Eh!

Yay for teh USA!

Safety Tip #1 - Never Play with Fireworks Indoors

Safety Tip #2 - Never Play with Fireworks Near an Open Flame

Safety Tip #3 - Never Put Fireworks in Your Pants

Safety Tip #4 - Never Aim Fireworks At Your Friends

And the most important safety tip. If you have small children around, or even very very stupid adults, never ever let them play with fireworks, without proper supervision.

Yay us! Yay U.S.!

But I really think that we should all take this time and really thank those that made sure we could do this in the first place, both in the past, today, and for those that will follow. God Bless them and America...

On a lighter note...

I hope you all get fat off of Grilled food and blind from the Fireworks... I know I will!

God Bless America, It really needs him now.

May whatever you worship bless America, the only country to have it's anthem based on a drinking song!

Is it just me, or are fireworks an excuse to pollute the air and not get slammed by environmentalists?