Stupid super powers Continued #2
 

-The ability to make you glass-full of any thirst quenching liquid to disappear but only when you are really thirsty.


-The ability to say " hi " and someone answers back.

The ability to recreate this thread

The ability to fart uncontrolably around hot girls

The ability to say the glass is half full when it is really half emtpy, or the other way around.

The ability to make the glass completely empty...by drinking it.

The ability to speak faster than other people...

ability to trip people

The ability to grow every hair on your body 2 feet long.

The ability to turn your snot any color you want.

The ability to become invisible, but only when nobody was watching.

That one has been mentioned many times. At least in the other ones.

The abilitiy to quote any movie...as long as it doesn't fit in at all with the current conversation.

The ability to start riverdancing at the worst possible moment.

The ability to turn any life or death situation into a breakdance competition, however you are the worst breakdancer in the world.