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Meister

07-10-2004 04:35 PM

Best. Merchandise. Ever.

The Harry Potter Nimbus Broom (battery operated)

Be sure to check out the customer reviews.

Viper Daimao

07-10-2004 04:40 PM

ah, is that back again. I remember way back when the first movie came out they had this same thing. the reviews were better too, not as blantant as these. like: "I orginally bought this for my little girl, but she put it down after a few hours. However, then her big sister got ahold of it and she and her friends spend hours up in her room playin with it. Fun for all ages!"

C-dog

07-10-2004 04:41 PM

Haha! That's pretty hilarious!

Rogue Ashaman

07-10-2004 06:52 PM

The picture of the kid is very....disturbing.

Zweihander

07-10-2004 08:18 PM

Murgh.... mflle.... erk....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My favorite review is this one:

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What can I say.....My mom says she keeps it safe at night but when she returns it it smell like the New Jersey shore line, my father beats me with it cause he says I smile too much when I use it and my grandpa pokes my bum with it and tell me if I tell anyone he'll take Christmas away and light my parents on fire. Grandpa's sorta crazy. He sells wind chimes and loves picking blueberrys while Grandma loves drawing naked little boys riding unicorns.

h4x.m4g3

07-10-2004 08:25 PM

The review are hilarious.
Some people are blunt and just say what they use it for. But the greatest has to be the guy who goes out and says what everyone is thinking.

Quote:

Why in the h*ll are you guys selling this??

Rogue Ashaman

07-11-2004 08:04 AM

Those people need help. And a lot of it. *shudders*

RaiRai

07-11-2004 01:47 PM

A broomstick? I'm sure there are MUCH better vibrating objects for adults to waste their time on. It's probably teenage boys posting stupid comments for kicks. Morons.

Elminster_Amaur

07-11-2004 01:52 PM

Actually on VH1 the Harry Potter Broomstick was rated in the top ten for household items used as vibrators.

reality_deviant

07-11-2004 05:06 PM

VH1 will make a countdown out of anything...

"Top Ten Months That Start With 'Feb'"

That's all kinds of messed up, though. Seriously. Why would you conceivably market such a product to young children? The reviews are funny, but, jeez...maybe it's 'cause I have younger brothers and sisters, but that just seems sorta wrong.

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