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The april fools joke :eek:

A woman and her husband decide to have a child. The go throught the entire 9 month process of female mood swings and contractions until the final day. The labor day. During labor some complication arise, and a certain unfortunate event occurs in which the mother cant be given medicine or risk birth defects. the pain is so bad for the lady that she shreaks, spasmz, and then faints.

She comes to, realizing the doctor is swinging an infant body around the room. Banging the little head on the pristene white cabinets. Turning the limbs in such a way that the entire body twirls through the air. The woman screams! Who would do such a thing? The doctor stops to look at the woman, and the baby body is limp and disfigured (all of the underdeveloped bones have been broken, you see). She screams once more! she catches her breath and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?"

The doctor bounces the dead rubbery body off the bed, and it falls onto the floor somewhere. He cracks a smile and says "Aprile fools! It was already dead!" :rolleyes:

"Mommy mommy why am I walking around in circles?"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

Q: What is the atonement?

A: A really shitty way to spend easter.

This has been said in all the previous humor threads, but I love this joke for reasons which I cannot determine.

One sausage turns to the other and says, "Damn it's hot in here."
The other sausage says, "AH! A talking sausage!"

"Mommy mommy, I don't wanna go to America!"
"Shut up and keep swimming!"

Awww that's wrong in so many ways. lol

What do you get when you put a fetus in a blender?



an erection....

I know because I spelled "april" wrong. Right?

So, there was this guy on an internet forum who double-posted one day. Then one of the mods seeked him out and shot him. Oh wait. :D

Naw, no biggie, but use the edit button henceforth, kay? :)

Hey mang A is for apathy...

Whats another name for mother-son incest?

only fair.