what's out to get you..
 

it may seem odd but do any of you believe that some person company or thing is out there planning unfathomable schemes towards your utmmost demise?

No, and irrational paranoia of that nature is usually a symptom of a deeper, underlying problem such as bipolar disorder, or schizophrenia. (Unless, of course, you're Jason Bourne). If you truly feel that way, you should consult a doctor.

Which is why I've been living in my basement for the past eight years. Going outside is just what Coca-Cola wants me to do.

Yeah I think robots from the future are going to come back to the past to try and kill me because I am the key to stopping their destruction of all human life on earth. Or maybe I'm thinking of some other guy.

see, i don't believe that some "secret organization" is trying to "rule" the "world".... mainly cuz i already run the friggin Luminate.... wait, did i say that out loud?!?

Hrm, lets see…

Chick
Mormons
The MIB
The Bilderburgers
The Germanenorden
The Camorra
Rosicrucians

Just to name a few.
And it's Illuminati, you twit. And are you talking about the Bavarian Illuminati or some other knock off? Hmm?

I don't think any organization is out to get me. Not because I don't think they're out there, just I know I'm not important enough to get their attention.
Illuminat rocks btw.

Everytime I start to go to bed I worry something is going to come up behind me and kill me. But its mostly because Im kinda afraid of the dark.

Also... I may have a gang that wants to kill me because I was dating one of their ex-members. Probably not, but you never know...

Serial killers and rapists beware! Atron is going to pwn you with l33t counterstrike skillz... >_>

The closest thing to the actual Illuminati anyone will ever get to is the Free and Accepted Masons, cos' any organization calling themselves the Illuminati is bullshitting coz' the real one died long ago.

but in theory couldn't a new order on the same principles be created to effectively revive them? And what exactly did the iluminati do?

I think annoying seizure-inducing-flashing avatar users are out to get me.

And my ex-girlfriend and her gang. There's a reason I took up Bushido.