This sounds funny. Show it, show it!

okay, here it is...


Name: Unknown. He is commonly called X though.
Age: 19
Race: Half Vampire
Equipment: His forearm blades, bow, swords, armour, anklets, and wrist armour. He also has a cloak (Here's the good part)
His bow is enchanted to never run out of arrows, and always shoot directly at a target. It also shoots arrows that are surrounded by fire.
One sword is completely unbreakable, another is enchanted to be able to crush mountains, and the third is 7' tall, and is enchanted to ignite on fire with lightning.
His forearm blades stick out from his forearms so he can use them and his swords at once, and they're enchanted to kill in one hit.
His Anklets increase his speed to the speed of sound, and he can run on the ceiling and on walls, and never loses his balance.
His wrist-guards let him control the air, and water. He can also generate it, and use it to summon gods.
His armour can never be broken by anything at all, and can absorb light or project it.
His cloak makes him one-hundred percent invisible, and gets rid of all noise.

Bio: Nothing is known about X. He's trying to find his past, and stop his father, the Demi-God vampire Excelidran.





...My sides hurt.

Holy shit. Who the hell sent that? I need a name to laugh at.

Was it Blademage? Since you just got the PM, it must be a member that is on. Or Junn, the only other person new to the boards that is on.

Of course, the idiot could be in invisible mode, or have logged off already.

Grammar is too good for Blademage, but I feel no need to know who did that. We've probably already embarrassed them enough. Not that they don't deserve it... but I'm too tired to take true joy in someone else's suffering right now.

I deleted it already. I think the name was something like IAMCLOUD.

After reading this thread, I'm willing to bet he blocks PM's.

And I /did/ clean up the grammar.

Puh, how could you delete that PM without making sure you knew the name? If you ever need a good laugh, you could have just thought of him.

Although I (generally) can avoid making an overpowered character, I can easily top X there if I wanted too.

IHMN, how's the mage ratio now?

Right now it's 6.5. And since FZ and Raiden should be joining, it'll then be out of 14 instead of 12, so it'll be a little better.

So odds are we've balanced things out? Glad to hear it.