The Smearer
 

This just made my fucking day.

http://minddash.topcities.com/texts/smearer.html

Read and discuss.

What the hell would cause a person to do this?

That was good. I know I won't have misadventures like that in my life, but damn that was funny. I wish I could do something like that... without the shit or the freaked out guy or anything like that, of course.

Whatever caused that guy to do it, he sure was sick and I'm glad those three scared him off.

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That, wow, that was some screwed up s*** right there. Literally, I mean, what is with some people? Why the hell would he go to a Borders and smear fecal matter on the walls? On the walls!

Maybe because borders did something to him at one time....like gave a book with "dog-ears"..or maybe he just some sick f*** who gets pleasure by smearing shit on the walls.

He was just trying to leave them a pretty picture! Sick bastard........

Yeah, that was wrong. That was very wrong. Most people freak out when they accidentally touch their crap. THIS GUY REVELS in it....that's so fubared that I won't go into it.

Maybe he had some twisted phobia of toilet paper.

Seriously, though, what I found most interesting was Peter's idiocy. I have relatives that are smarter than him. You'd understand the signifigance of that if you knew my relatives. But seriously, I hope Peter got flushed by the time the anniversery came around.

Oh my fucking God man! Now thats a story! Who in their right mind would do that? But he probably wasnt in his right mind.....

that was awesome. I used to work at a blockbuster video, and one morning I unlocked the bathrooms, and up until about noon no customers had asked to use the key before this one woman, who proceeded to go in, and came back to the front counter about 15 minutes later claiming that the bathroom was flooded. I go in there knowing full well she did it, and I pointed out to my coworker who was standing just next to me "goddamn that bitch dun clogged the toilet and flooded our bathroom and now she's trying to say it was like that when she came in, and she's the only one whose been in it all day." A moment later I turn around to see the woman standing RIGHT behind me, beet red in the face apparently at a complete loss for words. She positively fled the store never to return. lol ah the joys of retail. >.<

That story was so damn funny. Is it true? Because if it is, damn!

...that is some messed up shiet.
lol. stalagtites on the walls. AHAHAHA
that dude was messed up.