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lazy man 07-26-2004 11:32 PM

Was gross, still is gross, but it always looked pretty good for some reason.

Otaku Son 07-26-2004 11:49 PM

Personally, I enjoyed the Something Awful article more.

As for the cake, when I first saw it, I thought it was real organs and turned away. But, this is just some guy's sick hobby to make cakes that look like body parts. Not as sick as the Smearer, but still disturbing. Still, I wouldn't mind eating the cake...once it no longer resembled organs.

Crodevillian Team 07-26-2004 11:59 PM

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But, this is just some guy's sick hobby to make cakes that look like body parts.
It's not so sick when you consider the fact that the woman who baked it is a horror movie buff, "designs scenery and lighting for various theatres around the San Francisco bay area," is "an amazing artist with many obsessive hobbies," and "carves award-winning pumpkins" for PumpkinMasters. I think it's pretty neat. It obviously took a lot of time and talent. I had trouble enough making a bunny rabbit cake for Easter.

I'd rather eat a Cakey liver than -real- liver.

Otaku Son 07-27-2004 01:19 AM

Okay, so then it's a chick with a sick hobby.

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Originally Posted by Croteam6
I'd rather eat a Cakey liver than -real- liver.

I prefer meat over...what is cake made of? Sugar? And some bread here and there? Point is, I'd rather eat real liver over cakey liver.

MY2K 07-27-2004 01:39 AM

the ribs are made of white chocolate, melted and poured on a pan, and hardened.
The rest are all expertly crafted cakes. The intestine is a strawberry Jelly-roll like thing I believe, sounds good to me, mmm. I'd like to try some lung, I bet it's...sponge cake? ahuhuhu.

Crodevillian Team 07-27-2004 01:40 AM

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I prefer meat over...what is cake made of? Sugar? And some bread here and there?
Uh, excuse me, but the last time I checked, cake was made of two cups of Yum, a pinch of Glee, and a slice of Heaven. I don't know what the heck you've been eating...

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Point is, I'd rather eat real liver over cakey liver.
Gross! Now who's the sicko? Now who is it?!

Mashirosen 07-27-2004 08:31 AM

Real liver is nasty. You can't tell me it's a good idea to eat a major detoxifying organ, especially when it A) secretes bile to boot and B) tastes like it.

Anyway, I don't know that I could bring myself to eat it, but I like the thorax cake -- and even if you don't, you have to admit that it took a lot of skill. Shoot, according to the zombie cake page, she and a partner in crime do things like make their own cherry cordials, handpainted with colored frosting to look like eyeballs. That's hardcore. I would so hire them for a party if I had the money, lived in San Francisco, or threw parties. The movie reviews are also pretty good, although I worry about the people who leave comments on them -- actual human beings liked some of these movies?!

Jon Garrett 07-27-2004 08:42 AM

I'd eat it if it has marzipan in it. I'll eat damned near anything if it has marzipan in it.

I wish I had artistic skill like that with cakes though. Not only would I be able to cook for a living, something I can actually do (half-trained as a chef) but I could do things like offer to let people eat Cloud. How many fangirls would take me up on that?

Mashirosen 07-27-2004 08:53 AM

Would you eat marzipan wrapped in liver?

CelesJessa 07-27-2004 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashirosen
Real liver is nasty. You can't tell me it's a good idea to eat a major detoxifying organ, especially when it A) secretes bile to boot and B) tastes like it.

Amen!


Anyway. I really want that cake. I don't know if I'd be able to eat it without taking it apart first so it didn't look like organs, but that would be great for my dad, who is a RN in the Emergancy Room. I want some of those ribs though...

But seriously, looking at the proceedure of how it was done. That is so cool! Amazing! Thumbs up to a creative cook. Too bad the rib cage melted before their guests came... the ribcage is what made it look so cool. ^^


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