Hope you don't mind if I hijacked Courtney a little back there...

Heh, no, I'm glad you did...I feel really bad...y'know, bein' the One and all, not really doing much of anything...But I'm almost caught up. Postage shall soon commence...

Though, why is it assumed I like to stab people? I'm generally a peaceful Courtney....ah, well. Better pointless actions than no actions at all, right?

Ah, but that Courtney was jealous... especially of the evil slag who just landed on her and had the temerity to look better than her...

Welcome back, RD! Don't worry, there's still plenty of time to have fun in this one... After all, chapter 2 has only just started (and I already have a nefarious plan... as Dante well knows... MWAHAHAHA!!!)

Excellent, excellent...nefarious is good. When I'm not around for a while, I don't care if people hijack my char for the sake of keeping the plot moving, as long as an eye is kept to what my character might actually do.

Fair enough.

So, does that mean that I can't have your character willingly become a love slave, or turn into the next Evil Princess Sara? :D

Ah, well, so much for those ideas... Well, at least I've still got my nefarious plan.

Nefarious... hahahaha AH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

*ahem*

And now for something completely different...

*Dante explodes*

Someone's been watching too much Monty Python. Or at least, they ought to.

This is the neighbour, who told us where they were...

BOOM!!!

And this is where he lived...

BOOM!!!

And this is where he was born...

BOOM!!!

Ah, so THAT'S what happened. I was wondering why you hadn't posted in awhile. Good to have you back, though.