A news thread for Brian (and other Florida residents)
 

Charley, Frances and Ivan. Three major hurricanes. Two assaults on Florida already and possibly a third by next week. Get used to it. This is the new normal.

Read more here: http://www.aberdeennews.com/mld/aber...on/9603303.htm

It just increases the "this sucks" factor.

Its odd. I thought when Brian did that memo to God, he knew about the 3rd Hurricane. But today's newspost suggests otherwise.

Just a word of warning, don't buy any shoes from Akbar's She Apparel. ESPECIALLY not the ruby red variety.

Bob

I told them not to build multi-million dollar hotels and condos on the beach, but did they listen? Noo. Guess it's time to move.

I heard about a couple who were getting married in Florida, but were interrupted twice because of the storms. It's being interrupted a third time. That sucks so bad. We all feel sorry for ya dude. And just because I'm god does not make this my fault

"If anyone is opposed to this union, they shall raise their voice now..."
*storm fells tree outside*
"Um... well, that's unmistakable, I guess. Out with you two."

You may proceed discussing.

That does it. I'm moving.

I knew about Ivan, but at the time it was projected to shoot just south of Florida. Then I got up this morning and saw the path had it going south of Florida... and then straight the hell up it. Hooray.

It's times like this I wish I lived in a house made of 2-feet-thick steel-reinforced poured concrete.

Or all residents of Florida have underground bunkers installed beneath their homes

Get thrown in jail and there you go:)