Calvinball ressuraection
 

a chill wind blows through the abandoned hallways of Calvinball stadium, the eternal echoes of pain and victory still stand strong to those who would listen. The ghost of battles past seeks more carnage, more fire, more passion. From the ashes of entropy is created the next generation of Calvin ballers, and so the saga begins again...

the ground shakes and the dirty floor erupts into a spraying mound of refuse, and from this pit is spawned the eternal calvinball, once again unleashed upon the waking world from the bowls of hell itself. and at once across the multiverse is heard a keening, a call to battle for the most powerful beings in existence.

the calvin ballers are awakened, and the battle is joined.

Lead pokes the Calvinball, and then picks it off.

"Hell fire just isn't what it used to be...now where is that goal..."

HoP enters, even with the god status removed he is still powerful. the time off did not help him, he became a stoner, a drinker and an addict. but now he was back, back to the good old days, to sucure the chessdom from evil. the calvin ball was the only way to save it.

he droped the lit pawn and got ready to begin

(for those who don't remember or weren't here, Lycanthropes goal during any calvinball game was to try to destroy the calvinball, which is impossible)

Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the steppes! It is Lycanthrope, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls homicidally:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like a wrecking ball!!!"

Rushing in he begins bludgeoning the calvinball like a wrecking ball.

Druid approaches the field. "Where's the doodie head!"

I just had a stroke trying to say "ressuraection"

I hope you are happy :mad:

Drm approaches the field, Psiblades glowing electric blue. He scans the field for players, and of course the damn Calvinball. His Job? To slay anyone with the damn Calvinball.

The Grim Reaper appears..."You can't escape the Grim Reaper...Especially when he's got a gun!" And saying that he pulls out a pistol. But wait! It's not the Grim Reaper! It's Osterbaum, in the game once more!

Osterbaum runs towards the guy with the calvinball as he yells: "I'm gonna make you cry, like the bitchiest bitch!"

It's still Q to 47.

Sithdarth descends from above placing a small device on the field. He laughs as it activates and the 3 extra dimensions are added to the field. That done he moves towards the calvinball and runs right into his own back.