HoP staggered back "my god, have you heard of a bath"

HoP ran in to steal the Calvin ball from whoever has it

"Thou shalt not taketh my calvinball" Druid shouted as he ran around the field. "You've just entered the string around the finger zone! Now you have to tie a string around one of your fingers until it rots off!"

HoP completely ignores that statment and shoots DOTD in the hand with a rook then the rook grabs the calvin ball and returns it to HoP

"Ow my hand!" Druid cried indignantly.

He sent a mental command to the Kool-aid man to give HoP a nice bath. As HoP celebrated his retrieval of the calvinball, the Kool-aid man did his own form of the traditional victory gatorade bath.

"You can keep that stinky ball....."

SAAM entered the zone anyway, he was about to strike down the Kool-aid man, when he noticed the string on his finger.

"That's right!" he remembered. "I need to buy groceries!"

As the Undead Kool-aid man approached, SAAM also remembered his one weakness.

"Hey Look!" he yelled. "There's a crowd of thirsty kids behind that wall!"

Unable to control himself, the Kool-aid man smashed through the nearby wall and exclaimed "Oh yeeeeah!"

Using the momentary distraction, SAAM leveled the business end of his 12-gauge journalism shotgun at the fruity mostrosity. firing once, he sent a vowel straight through the glass of the jar, making his tasty innards flow out of his bowl.

All that was heard was his death cry.

"Oh Nooooo!"

SAAM returned his attention to the others.

"Can I have my shoe back?"

throws SAAM's shoe and SAAM

looks at the calvin ball "finally I can save the chessdom"

Druid twirled HoP's king between his fingers. "Can't save the chessdom without your precious king! Muahahahhahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!"

(I threw a rook and brought it back)

pulls out other king "what did you say?"

highonpawns then points to the king in DOTD's hand and it explodes

"Okay, if I have to reanimate my hand one more time!......"

Druid cast the necessary spells to reanimate his dead hand once more......

Sithdarth awoke in a stuper and stood up slowly. "I may be a rookie but I am powerful enough to take this game." He ran in the direction of HoP appearing behind him and smashing him into the 4th dimension. The Calvinball flew from his hands and Sith picked it up. Laughing he faded into the maze of dimensions waiting from someone to challenge him on his own turf.