Druid reappeared, now skeletal in form. "Ah gotta love extra dimensions, they really speed up the process."

"Lets see how this goes now....."

Sithdarth recovered slowly from the shock. "Damn stupid electricty," he babled. He reaches into his bag of tricks and pulls out a electric field nullafier to keep himself shielded. Then he quickly moved out of the 3 normal dimensions again.

MoM, already trapped in the next dimensions, pulls out the sword at his side, and swings it at Lycan. Thus distracting him and allowing MoM to grab the calvinball and dive headlong back into the normal 3rd dimension. "They all seem to desire this, so I must have it."

As MoM entered normal space the ball in his hands exploded. Sith's laugh was heard throughout the enitre stadium, "Ha that wasn't the true ball. In fact it was a terrible copy. The real ball is still well hidden."

Druid casts a locate object spell to find the calvinball. He follows the direction of the spell until he comes to an empty spot in the middle of the 5th dimension.

"Okay, what the crap is this? I'm gone an hour and the friggin thing is invisible!"

Mom flips through his spell book, and casts a specific teleportation spell on the Calvin ball. Not into his hands, which are badly burnt (it hurts to look through the spell book even) but into his robes of infinite holding. "This one has to be the real one!"

"No you don't" comes the voice from no where and MoM finds himself looking ahead at his own back. "I hope you like 6 dimensional space because now you can't leave until you find your way out of the maze," sith almost laughed, "Oh and don't worry about the Calvinball I'll keep is safe."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed MoM, and then he forgot what he was upset about. He ambled off into the 6th diminsion, casting random spells, causing lots of explosions. Anyone who came into the dimension with him would be blown right back out again. And with considerable injuries.

Then out of the rafters a screech is heard it is O_mega making a distration while his 2 devious beagles sieze hold of the calvinball while sithdarth is wondering if there even are rafters around. one of the two identical dogs swallows the calvin ball and they run towards oposite goals.. ITS A SHELL GAME PEOPLE!

"Fine, if I can't have it, no one will!" Druid cast several maze spells within the multiple dimensions so even Sith would be lost.

He then sent his remaining zombies into the maze.....

MY beagles have the ability to walk through maze spells says O-mega from the "rafters" the shell game is still on

Sithdarth laughed and turned ethereal. "You think a little thing like walls or going to stop me." Then splitting in two he caught both dogs and induced vomiting. He cleaned off the ball and sent the dogs out of the stadium. Then once again he disappeared into the newly created mazes.

"Beagles eh?"

Druid started sprinking catstink by the sidelines to attract the dogs.

"No dog can resist catstink I don't care if you have mental control over them!"

Edit: Yes Sithdarth, I did hope walls would stop you......I hoped........

MoM stumbles on a crack in the mazes' floor, and had just happened to be casting a powerful dispel spell. This Wiped all of the mazes out of the arena, and he fell into the 5th dimension. A slight improvement.

O_mega being up in the "rafters" has an excellent view of the maze below along with his patented sith immobilizing ray he begins to take pot shots and sithdarth... also he send word to his dogs to regroup via there inspector gadjet esk collars

"Stupid rafters" Druid cast a warp wood spell causing the rafters to twist and bend until O Mega fell off into the dimensions below.

O_mega hadn't counted on sith still being ethereal. The beam bounced of some metal behind him and headed for O_mega. It's path through him altered it into an O-mega immobilizing ray.

he then uses his aweson ninja skills to land on the rafter which are impentraple to all spells which i located just below where druid of the dead stopped watching his plummit. he then contacts the beagles with orders to go on druid mauling duty.

Stumbling onto his machine again Sith tweaked the dimensions so the extended well above the rafters. Effectively trapping O_mega like the rest of them.

MoM fell through a hole in the 6th dimension. Hitting a rafter on his way down, he landed quite harshly on top of Sith's machine.

"Fool!" As O Mega's dogs approached Druid, they began to decay and were mere bone and dripping flesh by the time they had reached him.

"I serve Bane and it is his will that I have become a lich. Come, step into my death aura......"

He raised the dogs, the collars weren't going to do any good now. He set them upon the nearest victim.

"The rafter may be impervious to magic.....but you aren't!" Druid punctuated this statement with a magic missile.

which caused the macine to malfuction causing it to not recignise rafters or any one sitting on them. thus freeing O_mega from the deminsions below. to celebrate he eats a penut butter sandwich and then uses his peanutbutter bazooks to cover EVERY THING except his rafter slef and dogs. in Crunchy peanut butter. *hears hopeing your allergic*

edit: peanut butter stops magic missels, amplifys them and sends them back towards any undead dogs makeing them invulnerable to undead auras of evil ness and reanimates them under my control. *gotta love peanut butter.

Which caused a mighty big fracture envelping the entire world into 11 spatial dimensions that randomly folded into themselves. The destruction of the machine caused this change to become perminate until a new one could be built But first, he thought I must win this game. He took three steps and stood infront of the goal which had been hundreds of feet away and preyed that the path was clear of dimensional folds.

HoP twacks woh ever has the calvinball with a king looking swordy...thingy

*thack* HoP takes the true calvinball

it is clear of demensional folds... how ever sith darth is them smooshed flat from crunchy peanut butter. which is so sticky it effects the ethreal

"No you don't" cries sithdarth as he draws his lighsaber. (That's right a lightsaber.) He then procedes to slice HoP's weapon to little pieces and take back the ball. "You shall never win," he said as he moved into a dimensional fold.
He had long ago cleared away the peanut butter and replaced himself with a double.

Druid slaps himself in the forhead for being so stupid.

"Of course! Dimensional pockets, just use Dimensional Door!"

He D-doors next to Sith and kicks him where it hurts.

"Parry that!" He shouts as he takes the calvinball and D-doors to the goal.

"ahhh the dementional fold, to bad it will cause a black hole,"said HoP

O_mega then uses his pick-pocket skill to pick the dimmensiona folds pockets of sithdarth and lets him chill up on his super rafter "want a sammich?"

"Sure," sithdarth replied as he chucked an extra lightsaber through Druid slicing him in half. The hilt turned into a grappling hook that caught the ball and returned it to him.

HoP grabs a king and uses it as a handle and then it became a light saber. (WOW)

HoP slashes SD's saber hand

O_mega points out that SD is on his unreachable rafter or magical goodness and wonders how this feat was accoumplished

"That hurt" Druid said reforming.

Then he D-doored out to the goal laughing. "Without my phylactery no one can harm me!"

O_mega then whistles to his dogs who have been on a Phylactry recon mission, they hand him DotD's Phylactry and he passses it to SD *he has no clue how to destroy it*

HoP grabs the cavin ball

"only 5 more posts and I can save the chessdom"
HoP runs away with the calvin ball

The slash takes advantage of the dimensional folds to come close but is easly paried by his other hand as Sith is able to use both hands equaly well. With that he pinned HoP to the ground with a small piece of a neutron star. Seeing as it weighed about 30,000times the earths mass HoP was in a perdicament and so was anyone else that came inside the gravity containment field around the chunck of star.

uhh uses the calvin ball to distroy star

"haa a veteran like me know how to use the calvin ball"

HoP runs away...again

Actually, I had killed them and reanimated them a few posts back, not to mention my phylactery is no where near here (a lich with an exposed phylactery is a dead lich)

"Hey, you just snatched it from me!? Hope you can survive my death aura...."

Sith shots a grapple hook through HoPs shoulder and drags him close enough to steal the ball then allows him to fall to the ground again. Then he transports the Phylactry into the sun like the Lycanthropes earlier.

blows up dotd hand.......again

transports back to ancient rome

OOC: Obviously this is my first time playing calvinball, might I find it safe to assume that he who holds the calvinball when the thread is locked is the winner?

BIC: "Good thing I prepared some defenses on that thing. Dogs, devour your former master."

"HoP is so dead once he's back to this timeline......that's what? Two, three times you've blown up my hand, grrrrr......."

Druid opens up a D-door, surrounds SD with walls of stone and launches a lightning bolt into the small chamber, then closes the door.

Luckly sith still had his anti electrocution field on as well as the Calvinball. He simply wormholed out of the container and below the dirt of the arena. Very effectively hiding himself.

actually my peanut butter brought them back a few posts back as well so neeener neener

"Well.....neener neener this! METEOR SWARM!!!" centered on O Mega.

dude the only reason why I am egnoring you if cause you are egnoring DOTD so tecnicly neither of us have the calvin ball

IC- out comes AiP the roman aquevulent of HoP

"I cast julius ceaser"

JC pwns SD AiP grabes the calvin ball and runs

"There you are!!!! Magic missile to the hand HoP!" see how you like it......

Why oh why wasn't I born a black mage, I'd just hadoken this place until only the calvinball was left.....

Edit: OOC: Holy crap I just looked back at page 11, I missed like three posts there. We're overlapping like mad!

casts roman military

roman military takes the blow then stabs DOTD in the hand with a spear

To late JC discovers he just pwned a really crappy dummie and the true sithdarth slices him into little cubes will pocketing the calvinball.

"Stupid army." Druid fireballs the lot then reanimates them as zombies.

"Now my children, destroy everything.....except me......and especially don't destroy my hand!"

dude, just stop


roman military stabs SD in the face and takes the calvin ball

Sith recovers in time to get really angry. Putting up an energy shield he detonates a anitmatter bomb destroying the RM and freeing the Calvinball.

OOC:
Are you talking to me? By all means let me know what I'm doing and I'll stop....

no sd

Ic- HoP takes the freed calvin ball and takes calvin ball home, to save the chess dom from the likes of bobby fisher.

my god I spamed too much in here


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ooc: What am I doing?

IC: Wonders why Hop is celebrating while he is standing in the middle of the field. He then takes the Calvinball replacing it with the head of a fallen Zombie hoping HoP would not notice. Then he ran off towards the goal.

no after a point one person says the thread is closed down, every one else agrees, thread ends, new thread is made. the end

Now that turly makes no sense. If we went by post limit I clearly had the ball at the end of the last page. You stated you left but never that you had the ball. Druid stated he trapped me in the box but never that he took the ball. So exactly how is it in anyway logical that you can claim the ball and end the thread because you say so. In that case I could close it at the second post and say I won.

I figured it lasted until the standard post limit.....

Edit: Perhaps we should establish the rules either on this thread or a new one...

Slipping back into the timestream, Lycanthrope appears bearing a hammer of light ala battleon.com. "What's been going down?"