Not plan A or plan B but plan muslim
 

Hi everyone i recently read brians dire situation with bellsouth. it seems he is at his wits end and needs our help. So this is where i step in with a plan, a master plan to end all plans. The muslim plan. (FYI: i am a muslim)

Step one: Get visual confirmation of Bellsouth.

Step two: Run toward bellsouth

Step three: Boom!

Step 4: Virgins :D or in brians case sosa :p

i am open to suggestions on how to improve this plan just remember i have sword chucks and whats more dangerous is i don't know how to use them.

:bmage: i casted the spells that makes the peoples fall down

ACK! TERRORIST! GET THE FBI! GET A TRANQ GUN!

Okay, insanity time over.

You know, it would be easier to switch to a MORE RELIABLE DSL provider. Though I have to admit, blowing up Bellsouth is funny. Ah heck, the US needs less ISPs.

And what in the Seven Seas are the virgins (or in Brian's case, SOsa), for?

Virgin females are for playing video games d&d and having polite conversations of course! duh! but since brian isn;t a muslim he gets sosa to have all that fun with FOREVER!

blow up Bellsouth? I'm all for it! Who's bringing the explosives?

Being a fellow Muslim, I should have a sufficient stockpile in the attic. Because this job is especially near and dear to my heart though, I'll use the special ones, the ones I keep under my bed that I've been saving for some extra-righteous destruction. To quote Apu Nahasapemapetalon "This is the M80. Celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it."

i wouldn't mind taking out bell-south, although i have nothing against them personally, THEY GAVE BRIAN HELL, ME SMASH BRAINS!! ahem sorry but I was expressing my outrage for the not having any comics in awhile (although i can't blame brian anyone who has to deal with ONE hurricane desrves pity but 4 AND bellsouth) also nice quote about Apu. Aren't virgins women who never have [INAPROPRIATE COMMENT DELETED]?

*rolls up postal truck door*

Right here my friend. we got your high explosive grenades, gas grenade, flash grenades, anti personal mines, claymores, flame throwers, ak-47's if you want to get nasty, rpgs, carry capacity machine guns, and finally my favorite the zf-1.

fyi: Q: zf-1? A: its zorg's gun from the fifth element

:bmage: hey captain talks to much, quiet time is now!

Isn't that kind of offensive to Muslims?

Just saying.

Can't we just car bomb them?

thats what i thought