True, Alec and Sarin are better in the woods. Hakar lived in the desert, remember?

I wonder if HoP's char will ever fight Osiris? If so, what will happen? Hmmm....*ponders*

Or even better: Laine developes a crush on him! Ah, those dang teenagers with their hormones!

It will come down to a dance off, in which both sport large 'fro's. HoP does a box step, while IHMN dances a Jig.

Osiris would easily beat HoP's guy... As would all of the elementals (HoP even said this himself). The only way he can win is if he gets a lucky shot with his bow (Which is basically random firing in a general direction).

And if Laine did that, Osiris would throw him on a pirate ship that's been out at sea for too long.

The only question is: would he enjoy it?

Please, if any heterosexual crushes begin Gug will be the one being crushed on.

I still don't understand how hop will contribute anything at all, besides old man heckling and a constant joke pool. If he stays in the back he's basically running and equal chance of hitting us, and if he goes in he dies.

Oh, right, Gug thinks he is god's gift to women. Have you even mentioned that yet, or his Napleon height complex thing?

Edit - And don't forget HoP's guy ability to make stuff cold...

Nah, he mentioned it, you remember what happened with Gug in the Avariel city? Something about a certain buxom Avariel girl...Gug had better PRAY she doesn't get pregnant!

Well nobody has mentioned how short he is. Once we meet you, you're free to mention it...AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES *evil laugh followed by comical cough*.

No, I don't remember. I really didn't read this RP after dropping out.

But, on a quick scan back, I saw some mention of an Avarialen girl, but it involved an explosion and some guards, and I don't see the connection to him being god's gift.

Well, its like the height thing, the only girls we've been around have been the Avariels one. Once we get to Kirii he'll prolly hit on her.