True, Alec and Sarin are better in the woods. Hakar lived in the desert, remember?

I wonder if HoP's char will ever fight Osiris? If so, what will happen? Hmmm....*ponders*

Or even better: Laine developes a crush on him! Ah, those dang teenagers with their hormones!

It will come down to a dance off, in which both sport large 'fro's. HoP does a box step, while IHMN dances a Jig.

Osiris would easily beat HoP's guy... As would all of the elementals (HoP even said this himself). The only way he can win is if he gets a lucky shot with his bow (Which is basically random firing in a general direction).

And if Laine did that, Osiris would throw him on a pirate ship that's been out at sea for too long.

The only question is: would he enjoy it?

Please, if any heterosexual crushes begin Gug will be the one being crushed on.

I still don't understand how hop will contribute anything at all, besides old man heckling and a constant joke pool. If he stays in the back he's basically running and equal chance of hitting us, and if he goes in he dies.

Oh, right, Gug thinks he is god's gift to women. Have you even mentioned that yet, or his Napleon height complex thing?

Edit - And don't forget HoP's guy ability to make stuff cold...

Nah, he mentioned it, you remember what happened with Gug in the Avariel city? Something about a certain buxom Avariel girl...Gug had better PRAY she doesn't get pregnant!

Well nobody has mentioned how short he is. Once we meet you, you're free to mention it...AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES *evil laugh followed by comical cough*.

No, I don't remember. I really didn't read this RP after dropping out.

But, on a quick scan back, I saw some mention of an Avarialen girl, but it involved an explosion and some guards, and I don't see the connection to him being god's gift.

Well, its like the height thing, the only girls we've been around have been the Avariels one. Once we get to Kirii he'll prolly hit on her.

Kiiri is an Avariel...

And why would elves with wings matter in this subject, as compared to any others?

Though it doesn't really matter... He's a little green freak, no amount of anything will help him.

He did hit on Avariel girls, I was just considerate enough to make it a one-post subplot. And of course he's a green blob, its comedy gold I tell ya.

of course, if Gug did hit on Kiiri, Hakar would be very annoyed, and it's a bad idea to annoy someone who can literally "mess with your mind".

Unless Gug wants to spend the rest of his life feeling a strong attraction toward goats, that is...

Aww, i was hoping Gug would be one of those 'so dense his mind is unalterable cases'. But as long as its not a dwarf goat fascination...

Something tells me if Hakar tried to mess with Gug's mind, certain areas would explode on Hakar.

Or he would be set of fire.


Edit - Or he would just go along with it...

Edit 2 - Though really, I don't think a mind elemental could do any (Or should be able to do any) long term affects. I would think most people can control their own mind better then an outside force, and after a certain amount of time they can take control back.

Hakar would probably just hit Gug, or let Kiiri hit Gug. After all, who really wants to explore what's in a goblin's mind?

I've got a question to ask all of you, but since this thread is reaching its' limits, so I'll make a new thread (hope no one minds) and ask it there.