Quote Hunt!
 

I've seen these all over the place...and I'd like to know what people can come up with! I'm feelin' kinda depressed, so, come on! Make me laugh! ^.^

I must put for my first post,

"A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!" -Monty Python!!!

Hmm... this looks like fun :)

"Why put off 'till tomorrow, what you can put off 'till the next day"

By the way, instead of double-posting, it's considered better here to use the "edit" button on the bottom right of the post. Have you checked out the rules thread yet? If not, it gives a run-down of what's not allowed here. Don't worry, though. The mods are good people, and the rules are nothing draconian. Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

"Yeah, but in the year 3000 I had everything: Several freinds, a low paying job, a bed in a robots closet. I envied no one!" - Fry

(paraphrased)

"The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42."
"Well, what's the Question, then?"
"...I don't know."

I always have a quote of the day on my MSN page:

"I have a feeling I'm falling on rare occasions but most of the time I have my feet on the ground I can't help it if the ground itself is falling."

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

There ya go!

"Balance is fun, but messing with the fabric of time and space makes me giggle like a small child!"

Not my personal quote, but a quote of my friend:

"Excuse me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp."

"If you can't beat 'em, SCROTUM!"

"Don't double post."