The X-box!... aka Bullet Sheild?
 

http://www.gamespot.com/all/news/news_6084935.html

Check this article out...screw bullet-proof vests, I'm strapping an X-box to my chest.

you'd be better off strapping five inch thick steel plates to your body. at least the steel would be lighter.

been there, read that... Still, id rather use body armour instead of an xbox.. i bet he used old ammunition :D or a really crappy 9mm :p

Well, I guess there is no power greater than X.

Ah, my PS2 could probably do that. Then it'd launch a rocket back at the gunman.

Hey, I remember that debacle. Everyone was worried about terrorists launching missiles with PS2s for guidance systems. Which makes no sense, 'cause they (the terrorists) coulda just bought crappy old desktops and saved money. And lives, owing to the fact the missiles woulda bluescreened and wound up landing on some random farmer's house instead of a major city.

Now thats just crazy, who would use a 9mm gun to destroy an X-Box. Everyone knows you need a higher caliber to destroy manifestations of pure evil, like a .45 or so might have done it...

Ah, but what about X.. +1?

9mm=Pansy

My X Box nearly broke my toe when I kicked it after duffing the point after that ended up screwing my chance to win the national title with Penn on NCAA football 2003. It was obviously the system's fault. Dang that hurt... stupid Ohio State, getting lucky even on video games.

Don't forget it needs to be a silver bullet. :p