Same thing what Oster said.

Except for the part where he almost cries about not having plans to stop the wedding. I would never have such plans.

Unless ofcourse your wedding will be at the same time I'm having a fieldtrip to Londen and you happen to live in the shopping centre of said city. In that case I'm definately coming.
But that happening would be a chance of 1:1.000.000.000.000. And then I have Lady Luck on my side.

*cries with Oster* ;_;

I ain't leavin for two weeks, Bob. We can still meet up. Email me at murray (at) nuklearpower and we can arrange some sort of 'hang out and pretend like we're cool people man-date'.

It will be made easier if you have game consoles at your place of residence.

Well, my place of residence is a dorm room which is barely able to support sentient life. But, we do have an XBox, a PS2 we could steal, and a Gamecube we could make mysteriously dissappear. For games we could finally go back to the good ol' days and get 12-player Halo, Halo 2, and Starcraft going again. We've also got DOA3, Soul Caliber 2, Super Smash Bros. Melee, and a few others. The basics. And if you have a WoW account, we can tie up the campus bandwidth for a few hours. ;)

Congrats, shiney. Live the dream, man.

I lack skills in the majority of those games but I am sure we could make do somehow. :B

And sadly, no WoW account.

Indeed, many congratulations, both of you, Shiney and RaiRai! May your marriage be a charmed one, and may you receive all the blessings that you two deserve! :)

I'd give my blessing but since I'm an atheist, that might end up goin the wrong way if you know what I mean. Anyways, hope you two have a great life together with minimal nagging and other annoying stuff that sucks... yeah.

Shiney,
Perhaps I should send you a British Cuisine Survival Kit which will be chock full of Tabasco sauce, pizza coupons, pepper, herbs and spices, sugar, the book "How to cook food without boiling it till kingdom come" and Pepto Bismol.

On a serious note, good luck you two.

I will require mass quantities of spices. Mexican foods, too.

Oh god, how I will miss mexican food.

You know whats great for mornings, Eggs and Chorrizo

Yeah that's not too bad. I'll never understand the whole salsa omelette thing though.

Ick. Spicey foods. No kisses for the Shiney.

Days at the home of shiney and RaiRai.


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Likenesses may not be accurate.

So... this is all just a scheme to capture Shiney and make him lick her stamps? Stamps wouldn't have been the first thing to come to mind, but ok.

On a less double-entendre-ny note though, why would she need a dedicated stamp licker? Planning on starting a pyramid scheme or something?

No, of course not, that's just silly.

Diet pill pyramid scheme to drill a hole in the earth to unleash demons, of course.

Don't Make the Same Mistakes I Did
 

I remember my first morning in London. I arrived earlier the night before and I went out drinking with a few of my buddies. At the hotel the next morning, I went down to the continental British breakfast looking for something to get the taste of the night before out of my mouth. One of the things I picked up were these little brownish-blackish gooey little things that were shaped like the stalk of a cupcake. I thought they were chocolate. Too tired to taste, I popped three in my mouth before someone poked me. "Mora, do you know what you are eating? You're eating blood pudding!"
The next half hour wasn't a happy time for me.
No kisses for Shiney? I'd rather have my girlfriend have a little cayenne pepper on her lips than cow's blood.
Yuck.

I get really sick if things are too spicy, so I think he'd rather deal without vomit on his clothing and not eat spicy things before kissing me. Mouthwash to the ready.

And I dislike blood pudding also, though my mother loves the stuff. Ick. I love full cooked English breakfasts though. That's what the honeymoon will mostly consist of. Yum.

No spicey foods at all? God, so the rumors I've heard ARE true....

Shiney, she may be good looking, and sweet, and stuff.... but you're a braver man than I am. I'm guessing that there aren't a whole lot of kickin places to go dancing out there either.

"...but England isn't exactly a real kickin' place to go... if you're looking for full-on-screaming mexican food. Who knew?" -Greg Proops

I wonder what the cuisine will be like at both receptions... o.O

Actually, England isn't how most foreign people view it. We don't sit and sip tea from bone china or have dinner parties. So there are plenty of places to go to eat, ranging from Chinese to Mexican to Indian. And dancing? It depends on what type. We have dance halls for many types of dancing, and Bristol itself seems to be clubbing city. (Myself having Academy as my favourite being able to mosh out and then lay on the floor with people still moshing around you. Whee.)

And the buffet being prepared at my house will be whatever we both ask for. So nyah.

I tried looking at some maps, mainly on the internet with google, but I couldn't find Bristol. Could you tell me in what province it is? If these are provinces...I have no idea what kind of system you use. But I see places like The Peaks or Norfolk wich seem to be the provinces. So in wich one is Bristol?

EDIT: Didn't take me long to find it. Though I'm not sure if it's in The Costwolds or in that tiny little thing in the middle of The Costwolds and Somerset.

Salsa. Samba. And those other wonderful latin-style dances that require some measure of skill, as well as movement of many of the body's regions. Those are hot. And believe me, if you've never tried it before, you should. On the dance floor, there's nothing sexier.

Sure, there are the DJ's favorite "thong contests," but some (read: most) of those women do NOT look good in a thong... if they're even bothering to wear one.

As far as the buffet goes, try to convince the caterers to hook the crowd up with some mini-calzones. Or have me teach em how to do it right. *agree self* I make a killer calzone.

Some maps for reasons unknown won't show Bristol. But it's right next to Bath, which is due west of London right by the large inlet. You'll see it simply enough.

As far as caterers...our parents are the caterers. And I don't know if we absolutely need all sorts of food. Just enough to make everyone happy. I was merely lamenting the lack of mexican food for myself, but it's not the end of the friggin' world, yo. There are some foreign food groceries where I can buy spices necessary to make tacos or burritos. Hell for all I know they have 'em at Tesco's. Never looked.

Yes, we have dancing lessons around the city for various types of dancing. And no, I haven't tried it. Lack of time, lack of money and a knee injury prevent me from doing so, although I would love to try. Although I probably wouldn't go out to show off my new found 'skills' so there doesn't seem much point.

Congratulations to both of you. I just got married last August so I know all about the crazyness that has probably overtaken both of your lives of late.

Congrats to the both of you, may you have happiness, kids, and plenty of cash in the future.

The only piece of advice I have is to avoid ice sculptures. The last wedding I attended ended with the bride's leg and the grooms arm being broken by their ice sculpture. Not the best way to start the honeymoon.

I now have a suit. That is all. Miao.

Is it a zoot suit?

Nope. It's a nice black suit and he bought a crisp white shirt and black shoes to go along with it. Very smart.

I had my make-up trial last Saturday so I could decide on colors and the like. And in just over a day, the big day arrives. So, nerves all round.

Just remember that we all here at NPF are thinking about you guys. ^_^ Good luck!

Oh, and when you get back...pictures pictures pictures!

I know I'm late with this, but

CONGRATULATIONS!

Best wishes to you both! :D May you enjoy the years to come.

I hope this isn't too spammy. But I had to congratulate you guys. =P

Whoa! RaiRai and Shiney are getting married?!

...

...

Now that i've feigned my ignorance on the issue, I'm going to give you my congratulations:

*gives congratulations*

I wish you two the best of luck and stuff to keep everything going smoothly for the next three days and to stay together for long beyond that.

With highest regards,
- ApathyMan

Yeah, congratulations guys!

All right, I have to give my congrats as well. I just feel that I should.

On that note, from the Yellow Mage, I congratulate, and I also pray that your years will be long and happy (but I also know they will be. Call it a gut instinct if you will).

Yeah once more great congratulations to you two. I'm sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm sure the wedding will go great even without me :P

CONGRATULATIONS DAMMIT

Oster, you jest. Although we appreciate your reasoning for not being able to attend. Maybe we could come visit you sometime as a kind've holiday? Just a thought.

1 day. Must purchase strawberries and whipped cream.

Congratulations again, you two, and may the day go smoothly, may your nerves subside, and may every day hereafter take from the happiness of the Big Day. :)

Good luck to both of you! :)

Although I'm not completely sure what jest means, I'm taking it as a... semi insult. Yeah that sounds about right. And yes... lack of money. The ultimate reason. Plus difficulties with flights mostly.

But sure if you wish you can visit me anytime. You just inform me first and I'll tell you where the hell this place is.

Perhaps I will visit you too.

Why not rassberries? Rasberries are better...

jest v (fml) to make jokes; to speak or act without being serious

So that's that.

Alas, I too am prevented from attending by lack of money. Nonetheless, congratulations and good luck to you.

Say, if you're visiting Finland, why not make a Europe tour? I mean the Netherlands are somewhat on the way there...

Anyway, again congratulations!

ps: Strawberries are yummier! Especially with whipped cream. And a woman's body underneath that. ... ... DAMMIT! Now I'm hungry!

(Shiney) I've been in Amsterdam like 10 times now. If only we could meet up. Alas. But unfortunately, I know you to be a giant crackhead. It's posted all over Schipol. 'Melfice is a giant crackhead'. Too bad, yo.

Schipol? Where is this Schipol you speak of?
Also, crackhead? If you wanna start about stereotypes, I've got some for you too...

And there's more to the Netherlands than just Amsterdam! I mean, we've got... And you musn't forget about... And then there's the... ... Damn. Yeah, it's all Red Light District that's interesting...

Seriously though,the hint was clear.

What hint? I didn't mean to hint anything. :B And, stereotypes? Eh? :?

Also Schipol is the airport. If you are being sarcastic or purposefully obtuse, I didn't catch that, as my brain is fried.

Sorry, didn't know there was fried brain on the menu today. It's spelled Schiphol...

As for this stereotype, I might have misunderstood, but "crackhead", all Dutch people use drugs, etc... But, like I said, I probably misunderstood the phrase. Likewise, my brain is not on full power today.

Good ruck and congraturation for tomorrow, kids.

*wedding bells and ribbons*
 

Hope things went great for your big day, guys... post some pics soon, neh? :)

All the best wishes to you two on your most special day!
So here's a handful of imaginary rice in your faces!

Congratulations!

Thankyou all for your well-wishes. And, erp, it's time to go get girlied up.

:)
 

*Wedding bells*
 

Hurray! May you have many wonderful years being a couple and may your offspring, if they decide to conquer the world, stay the hell away from the Netherlands. 'Cause that's my future kingdom.

Seriously, have fun you two.

*grabs a tissue* *snif* I always get so emotional on these kinds of occasions...

happy drunken wedding revelry!

or, you know, whatever it is that shall occur...

I loves you guys! :D

I know that you guys hate one words posts, but there really isn't much for me to add, so I'm putting in an explanation about why this would be a one word post without the explanation. Anyway...

CONGRATULATIONS!

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH! :)

Hopefully the ceremony went perfectly (or will do, depending on when you have/had it...)

Have fun! :)

Yay! I LOVE WEDDINGS! ^,^
Make sure you guys take LOTS of pictures!!!!!!

Congradulations Shiney and Rai Rai. I hope the wedding goes without a flaw and you didn't cry too much (unless you're like me, then you cried a lot). Best wishes for a happy future together!

There's one pity to it......you didn't invite me!!! It's not a party without me!!
Seriously, have a great wedding and don't become strangers around these parts.

Congradulations on your wedding day!
from Death by Stabbing
All the best,
DBS

Id love to hop across the pond and attend your wedding but alas washington state is a farcry away from bristol. and if you have another wedding in the states I would sure try to go.
and before I forget Congrats Shiney and RaiRai.

I don't much about you two only that ive been told to fear you

so Congrats and

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Congrats guys! You've finally made it. Best wishes to both of you, live long and prosper or some jazz like that. Can't wait to see those pictures.

P.S.: Both of you drink a beer for me, because I lack the means to do so myself. Stupid legal drinking age.

Congrats to you both, I hope you have a monstrous wedding for all us to come to! :) Cake is the best part though, the chocolate decadence cake, with the chocolate shaved is really good.

Congradulations Shiney and RaiRai!

I hope your wedding is...

This is truely something to celebrate.

Rai Rai and shiney, I and others hope you'll have a happy life together. ^_^

I hardly know you but any occaision like this requires some congratulations.

Congratulation upon this day,
Though who I am you cannot say,
I still congratulate you in a happy way.
Hooray for shiney and RaiRai!

So wedding bells in Britain ring,
Some drunken relative starts to sing,
"Congratulations to you and all those things!"
Hooray for shiney and RaiRai!

(just for fun)

And for what ever may come to pass,
After the kiss signs it off at last,
We hope your honymoon is a blast!
Hooray for shiney and Rai Rai!

Sneaking on to a restricted business computer at a Holiday Inn outside of Minneapolis just to wish you guys a happy wedding. Oh, and just to commemorate this historic event, I drove through shiney's home town on the way up to the Twin Cities. Wow, you weren't kidding when you said that place was a shithole.

Anyway, here's to hoping you don't trip over your new dress shoes.

WEEEEOOOO! hooray and happy day!

united, you can crush anyone; may death come swiftly to your enemies.

you SO stole my 'congraturation' thing.

Congratulations to you. I would have hitchhiked all the way across the nation to attend, but I didn't want the NSA CIA and FBI crashing the reception.

For one who recently saw his brother getting married I must tell you this. It doesn't matter how long the ceremony is, if someone trips or not, if the music suddenly messes up. When you are (or see) two people up there on the altar being married everything else melts away and for one instance everything is perfect.

Congratulations to both of you! I'm toasting you guys as I type.

Here's a little something I ran across that may be appropriate:
People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is. The exciting adventure of marriage is finding out who the partner really is. ~James L. Framo, "Explorations in Marital & Family Therapy"

And thanks for the excuse to drink in the afternoon!

Congratulations! Verily this day holdth many happy things. (I assume you’re married already but one can never be sure over the internet). May your marriage be a long and happy one!

Grats, etc.

I'll be over here, fortifying my defenses for the eventual Horde of Shiney-Rai spawn. I'll need a girl to eventually kill the Nazgul King, though.

Congrats! Now where's my pictures DAMNIT!!!

CONGRATULATIONS! Say hello to holy matrimony!

I wish I could be there, to see you two finally get hitched!

...now get us those pictures!

Oh look at the news I've gone and been late on catching up with...

Well, congradulations to our newly-wed moderators. When will you start up your reality-entertainment-thread about life as a pair of famous and married forum moderators? And can an MTV spot be far behind!?

In all seriousness, congrats.

Congrats to the both of you. I truely hope your wedding day (And night ;) ) was the happiest day of both your lives.

Congratulations on your marriage.

In your lives may you always know joy.. In your hearts may you always know love.

...Would you believe I didn't just copy that off of a Hallmark card?

:) Congrats and kudos. May your days be filled with happiness, and just enough agruements to keep it interesting. I wish you nothing but the best, and I'll end this with one word, the word that expresses joy and goodwill the best of all the (very few, I'll admit) words in my vocabulary:

Meep.