Calvinball XXII + 1 -- By the books.
 

THIS Calvinball thread--and read this carefully--is NOT A GODMODE ARENA. There are NO super powers and NO supernatural events. This is just like in the books. No weapons, no spells, nothing but the ball, the wickets, and the front lawn.

Jadarendir, wearing a black mask over his face, can't see. He forgot to cut eyeholes.

Argent, a 6 year-old boy covered in silver paint, can see, and tells Jadarendir that he is in the act-like-a-monkey zone, and therefore must act like a monkey.

CheshireThief comes over, in his swimming trunks, carrying a huge watergun. He sees where the ball is, and then he sees Jadarendir. Looking back and forth, he tries to decide what to do. Knowing that there is only one option, CheshireThief runs over to Jadrendir and sprays water on his crotch. He then loudly announces, "Look everyone! Jada wet his pants!"

"Oh no you don't, CT! You're in the Apology Area so you have to sing the 'I'm very sorry song' five times while spinning around in circles!"

"Awww man!" CheshireThief went to the side of the yard and put down the water gun. He picked up an acoustic guitar and went back to the Apology Zone. He spun around in a circle and sang (OOC: CLICK THE LINK!)This Apology Song 5 times. He then looked over to Dante. "Good enough?"

Druid ran up to the lawn and fell down laughing.

"Jada wet his pants, Jada wet his pants!"

Ha! The mobile no-laughing zone has moved under your feet for being a meanie! You have to wet your pants on your own now!

Jadarendir, unaware that he's wet in the pants, runs around like a monkey, attempting to get out of the monkey zone. Unfortunately, he still couldn't see. So he ran into a tree in the front yard, and fell down in extreme pain when he hit his balls on a low branch.

I declare that all the areas that I'm not standing on are bag-flag zones. I fill all the bags with rotting mole corpses!

Recall enters the yard screaming. Knowing that the grass was wet he immidiatly calms down and begins to mutter to himself. His soggy shoes pumped for action he begins to prance forward.