Well, like Calvin said, "This game lends itself to certain abuses." Let's just get back to the game.

IC: Jada ran back up to the treehouse and declared "This treehouse is now in an opposite zone! Everyone else has to rhyme unless they're in the treehouse!!"

I think you were both overly stupid in this situation.

Next time just drop it and let it flow. It's fucking calvinball. You can't make rules for calvinball. However, Zoma you shouldn't flame, because that is indeed a bannable offense.

I suggest you children simmer as calvinball has been banned from 8bit before and can be again.

Zoma: Tip now. NEVER GET INTO THE WORLD OF FLAMMING. I know it's hell first hand. Remember guys? Anyways...

After all is absolved, TD finds himslef jumping up and down in a pile of dirt, proclamming "I like Courntey Cox on Cheese toast! I like Courtney Cox on Cheese toast!"
The others look at him, thinking to themselves
"Holy Crap. He has issues."
"What?!" TD asks, wiping the dirt out of his nose.

"You didn't rhyme!" Jada screamed. "You will be wedgied until you start to rhyme!!"

And thus Jadarendir donned a giant squirrel costume and wedgied TD with a giant stick with a hook at the end.

"Oh no Jadarendir,
But your hook seems to be on fire!
My pants are engulfed
Are like...toast?"

OOC: I can't ryhme worth crap.

CheshireThief ran outside.

"The game has been flamed,
The blame has been blamed.
Let's get this game gamed,
And shame the ashamed!"

With that, he also wedgied TD, giggling.

"Jadarendir has shown us all
What it takes to get the ball.
Take the lead, and follow me,
Let's throw that bastard out of the tree!"

With that, CT started climbing up to the treehouse.

"Uh, uh, uh..." Jada stuttered. He didn't want to rhyme once he got thrown down from the tree. "Halt! The treehouse is surrounded by a... uh... an INVISIBILITY ZONE! Everyone who comes near the treehouse has to cover their eyes until they're bonked with the Calvinball!"

Zoma starts dribbling the calvinball, looks up at Jada, and points at the treehouse full of waterballoons.

"Since you're the only person who made it up here, you have to pass the ancient and dastardly G.R.O.S.S. trial of girl mockery. Be it in poem or prose, you have to make fun of Suzy or any girl until she cries! Only then can you use G.R.O.S.S. waterbaloons."

Zoma backs up. "Oh, and I'm still the superman of the fortress zone, so you can't make up a new rule or zone to get out of this one."

Oh my gosh! Am I finally seeing a thread following the precise rules of Calvinball as originally set down in the many comic treasuries of Calvin and Hobbes? *sniff* I never thought I'd see the day. *sniff* It's beautiful!

Jada turned to Zoma. "I accept your challenge!" he proclaimed. Clearing his throat, he said loudly to Suzie:

"You, little one, are a sight to see
Such ugliness begs for a taunting from me!
I think you should know, young woman named Sue,
You look like a monkey and smell like one too!

I know what I'm doing seems extremely rude
I'm immature, yes, and ignorant too!
But nothing compares to what's on your neck
It's the ugliest head that I have witnessed yet!

I've smelled a lot of bad things in my day
I've seen boys, I've seen girls, some too smelly to say
I've been crushed by SAAM's SAAW in a lightwanger duel
And trust me, it smelled worse than mice and cold gruel.

But nothing, my dear, compares quite to you
The little smart bitch with size 5 shoes
You smell and you're ugly and to top it all off,
A lot of us want to cut your damn head off

I'm here to say you're a real disgrace
An example of the imperfections of the human race
You're surely and truly certifiably insane
So just go home and cry, you stupid boogerbrain!"

How's that? Surely that worked.