TD starts running around in circles, not being able to communicate with the other players in any way.
"WE Ned Opejoc Eoiu
to the king of poo
And the Liek xco
Is at......ARGHH!!!!"
He smashes into the nearest tree, breaking a few teeth and his nose starts bleeding.
"That's what I get for putting worms in Ms. Wormwood's underpants?"

"Well, of course. I mean, she's doing her best, what with the whole "five years until retirement" thing.

Zoma leans over the tree, bonks CT with the calvinball, and catches it as it pops back up into the air.

"At least TD's not in an invisibility zone. It looks like he can use all the help he can get."

Zoma points at the waterballons, and pins a button on jada's shirt.

"Hahahahah! Look! Suzy's runnin home to her mom! You pass the test, and are officially declared Vice President and Supreme Chancellor of G.R.O.S.S! Congratulations! Oh, and by the way, TAG you're it!!!"

Zoma bonks him with the calvinball, and starts laughing in hysterics as he runs in circles inside the treehouse!

"As the Vice President and Supreme Chancellor of G.R.O.S.S, I hereby declare that all officers get double rations of Chocolate Coated Sugar Bombs!!"

Secretly, Jadarendir had aquired the costume of the miraculous, the spectacular, the AMAZING STUPENDOUS MAN!!!!!!

Hello?? Did everyone forget about the thread or something?

Swordmaster walks in and says "I declare this the Horse Zone! In order to move, you must take two empty jars of cocunuts and bang them together" he then promptly wips out coccunuts, tosses them around and bangs two togerther while running in circles singing the knights of camelot song.

"Jars of cocanuts?!?!!?" TD stares in contempt.
"Glass that smells of a pineapple will shatter all over the place!"
He turns around to find Ms. Wormwood lumbering over him, handing over several tests.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" TD yells.
"Is there not a hero that can save us!?!?"

"Two HALVES of coconuts, you heathen!" Jadarendir decided to stay stationary in the treehouse. A man ran toward the tree, banging the cocnuts together.

"Halt!" Jada called. "Who goes dere?"

"I am SAAM, King of the SAABritons! Savior of all the front yard! I wish to speak with your lord and master, to see if he will join me in my court at SAAMelot!" the man said.

"What, ridden on a horse?"

"Yes!"

"You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together!"

"So? We have ridden through the snows of winter so--"

"Where'd you get the coconuts?"

"Uh... we found them."

"FOUND them?! In Calvinfield? The coconut's tropical!"

"Just fuggin' drop it already."

"Are you suggesting that coconu--"

"FUGGIN' DROP IT!!"

So the SAAMBritons did.
Literally.
They dropped from the sky like bird feces.
Up in the fortress, TD peered over the edge.
"Wait, Mr. Hootington! This isn't Candyland!"

"No. No, it isn't."

Jada turned to Zoma. "Hey, can I borrow the Calvinball?"