Saddened, Swordmaster clops his way to the slow motion zone. "Ttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssss iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssss ss fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Zoma hands Supreme Chancellor and Vice President Jadarendir the Calvinball, and starts wadding up some spit.

"SAAMbritons eh?!? Come a little bit closer, I want to get a good look at you."

As he starts chopping along in slow motion, Zoma hocks a loogie into the insides of the coconuts.

"Yuck! Horse nuts!"

"As Supreme Chancellor and officer in charge at present, I hereby declare that the Calvinball should be claimed for G.R.O.S.S. and to let all who join our cause share in our victory. A vote shall be held now! Both the Supreme Chancellor and the VP vote for. What say the rest of the membership? First mate and field scout Zoma?"

Second Post Govenor and temporary Janitor TD climbed up into the Treehouse.
"Aye laddies!" he announciated.

"Aye!" Jada cried. "But let us savour these moments in the real world, for soon we shall be going back to the otherworld (OOC: by the way, I have a very good idea for the next thread and request permission to start it!) after 3 more pages. Any ideas as to what to do?"

OOC: Well, I did have my own idea but I'll let you do it. My idea would work best with another thread to lead up to it anyway.

"Then as STUPENDOUS MAN!!, I declare that anyone with no mask must stand on their heads and SPIN wherever they wish to go! Whoever has TWO masks (ie: myself) is awarded bottle caps of valour!"

A mysterious shadow crept from the bushes and mounted the tree house. He confronted Stupendous Man. "I am The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff©, interplanetary explorer extraordanaire! This tree house violates county zoning statute 103.65A and, therefore, must be destroyed."

He raised his blaster at the tree house. "G.R.O.S.S. is toast."

"Ah, but behold! According to the rules, this is only a toy blaster!!"

And so it was. Spaceman Spiff looked at his gun and realized that it was, quite frankly, fake.

TD hastily ran to the garbage to scrounge up a cardboard box. He pulled out a felt marker and lazily wrote on it "Time Machine". He pulled Jada in and they warped back to the Jurrasic.
Jada pointed out to TD that he wasn't wearing a mask.
"Crap!"
TD suddenly inverted and started to spin, changing the wheel's direction s well.
"Crap.." was all that Jada could say....