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Osterbaum 10-06-2004 03:22 AM

I take CT's guitar, lock him up in my private prison. There he has to listen to crappy music all day long while I make him watch as I brake his guitar and make fun of his songs. Then he will never again be able to make music after that experience. Now there's a fear for him.

Lycanthrope 10-06-2004 03:26 AM

I purposely misspell finish, thus depriving him of his powers, then stick him in a room with Evil Doctor Shiney.

The Argent Lord 10-06-2004 01:42 PM

I lock him and all his friends(even the annoying sidekick/animal) in a chamber with no entrances and a magic disabling spell and hang it from the moon.

slightly aboveaverage man 10-06-2004 01:47 PM

I'd shoot The Argent Lord in the head.

Keep it simple guys! Remember, Smarty had a Party and nobody came!

Toastburner B 10-06-2004 01:53 PM

I force Slightly Above Average Man to become Slightly Above Average Hampster, and make him run in a hampster wheel for the rest of time.

How do I do this...I don't know. But it sounded like a good idea at the time.

The Argent Lord 10-06-2004 01:58 PM

I'd turn toastburner into a piece of toast and burn him.

Dragonsbane 10-06-2004 02:33 PM

I'd summon Auran Lord, let him beat Argent with his gold-based powers, then put him in a Bag of Holding, which is then chucked into a Portable Hole.

hasta la vista, Argy!

MasterOfMagic 10-06-2004 02:48 PM

I'd throw DB into a world where Qeeko never drew him again! Muhahahahahahaha!

Myst 10-06-2004 08:54 PM

I'd make master of magic walk my pet beholder...off a cliff MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
okay, I got nothing :(

mxyzptlk 10-07-2004 12:03 AM

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I will go to his home and mess things up so that never again will he be able to find socks, taht mach!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
I wear sandals.:)

I kill Myst by surgically implanting razor blades in his stomach (while he's consious!), then inducing vomiting.


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