I shoot mxyzptlk. With a gun. Repeatedly. In the head.

I use the ninjitsu art of redirection, causing you to send cyclone through instead.

I would throw The Argent Lord in liquid form into a washing machine attached to a perpetual motion device, and let him slosh around for the rest of time.

I would chain Thaumaturge to a wall, make tiny little cuts in his body with a razor blade, then slowly rub salt into the wounds while he is forced to watch reruns of dubbed Sailor Moon is Ben Stein's voice.

No such world ;)

Pfff! Like you could affect my spells!



I would tie batgirl with adamantium chains over a pit filled with acid (all imps will be kept outside the Fortress with an electric barrier, to avoid "accidental" replacement with Mountain Dew).

She would have been first thoroughly searched, and all gadgets that could help her escape would be confiscated. Note, all gadgets, meaning she wouldn't be left with anything but the clothes she's wearing. Then an anti-teleportation barrier would be put in place to keep her from escaping

Baby black dragons (immune to acid) would be tossed into the pit and allowed to swim around for a while. They would have been starved for a week first, and have been trained to love the taste of humanoid flesh.

While Batgirl is tied up, I slice open her stomach with my katana, letting her guts and intestines spill out into the pit, where the baby dragons will begin to feast. Then, I will lower her into the pit, slowing the process down after her toes are immersed, so that the process of disintegration and being eaten alive by voracious wyrmlings is much slower and more painful. I'm an evil bastard!:D

Of course, normally I would just shoot her in the head, then cremate the body, but this thread seems to involve giving people painful, inescapable deaths...

I consistantly poke Dragonsbane to death!

I introduce Lycanthrope to Joey, the Big Gay Doberman on my street.

Have fun boys!

I kick Joey's ass (I'm still a black belt) then introduce SAAM to Bob the wedgie dinosaur

I use amenisa(sp) dust on Lycanthrope, making him believe he is a world class poodle, enter him into a dog show, which he loses, and watch him wallow in self-pity for being the ugliest poodle in the world for the rest of his natural life.

Edit: Hmm...appearently everyone wants to hurt/kill Lycanthrope

I introduce Bob to another black belt (the little girl from Dilbert), instead of using my own Black-Belt skillz to defeat him, then they travel the world giving wedgies and beating up corrupt adults (yes, they did that in the Dilbert comics)

I then cast "Giant Growth" on Joey, Teleport to my Fortress of Darkness, and let the oversized mutt do its stuff.