I show dragonsbane that he was out posted then retaliate with infamy against toastburner. (I didn't feel like being creative)

I force Lycanthrope to read Planet of Twilight, Children of the Jedi, and every other book that Barbara Hambley has ever written, then exit the room and record his screams of boredom.

I force SAAM to watch reruns of the OJ Simpson Trials.

Shave Lycantrope Naked, throw him into a room full of Ninnies and yell "GIANT RAT!"

Gah! Shaved! You have deprived me of my bearded powers. I am no longer Lycanthrope! I am merely person man. I swear revenge against SAAM

VICTORY IS MINE!

*fluffs his own full gotee*

No triangle man? Oh well... And don't worry, it will grow back to its usual scruff in a day or two.

I summon a horde or demons to scour the planet of all who stand against me!

I shall enslave my coworkers and force them to build monuments to my greatness till they are dead.

Squeezes ljadguy into a triangle-shaped mold, thus making him triangle man. randomly turns DB into a particle man, then they get in a fight. triangle wins. triangle man. I, however an universe man, and I place triangle man and the birdhouse in his soul between the minute hand, the milleunium hand and the eon hand of my watch. they all meet, and it becomes a happy land, due to the fact that DB and jadguy are dead.