too pointless for the D&D thread
 

:wmage:I’ve recently been ordained.:wmage:

Now I live in constant fear of the undead, so I would like to know the level at which I can turn. I need the answer kind of quickly.

um, class would be helpful to really answer this. If you're a paladin, it's level four, if you're a cleric, level one, and anything else, well, you can't (not sure on all prestige classes and such, so that might not be entirely true)
Whats there to fear about the undead, I mean, they're slow and mostly harmless, much like earth. Grow up and get a heavy mace like a real cleric. Or just hit em with a bible, some of the older ones prolly would do 1d3 damage.

Wrong question. Smart priests do not TURN undead, they BURN undead. With Holy Atomic Fire. Yeah.

Why don't you just shove a cross through their skull? Unless your girlfriend has changed into a zombie then head removal is really the best way of dealing with the undead.

crosses are bludgeoning weapons, not stabbing weapons!

Find a gnome, convince it to make you a Super Soaker (preferably one that isn't steam powered, and won't blow up), then fill it with holy water.

Or, like Dante said, just smite the damn things!

You're only ordained...I'm guessing from The Universal Life Church(ULC) like I am. Sad to say it, but that doesn't mean you can turn undead. You don't join and suddenly have the power to turn, you also need a great deal of faith in a higher power, and I highly doubt your faith in god is that great if you're in ULC.

Dammit, I was going to ask the pastor at my church to loan me some Holy Water, and ask what Domains he gets as a cleric of The Lord.

*snicker*

Constant fear of the undead huh? Depending on the equipment you carry and the spells you choose, you won't need to turn. I've had clerics and fighters that could slap undead around out of boredom. Any specifics on the type of undead. Most of them have to be fought a little differently.

Everybody on thread - Hahaha! You must suck if undead are causing you problems! Just hit them with a bible or something! Lol!
Robot Jesus - Hit 'im with a bible? Er... Ok... *walks over to lich and lightly taps it on the head with bible* Um, are... er... you dead yet?
Lich - Whadda YOU think, flesh boy? Now give me that skin! Muhahaha!
Robot Jesus - ...well... ...fuck... *sounds or flesh ripping, etc*

Ah, the sweet sound of someone not getting it.