...gamers around the world forced into sunlight for the first time burst into flames...

providing the she-ninja with enough essence to complete her master plan, which allowed 80's cartoon heroes to...

...break into the 60's series of Spiderman, which is so bad it's good, similar to...

The school cafeteria's green mac&cheese

...which was currently plotting to take over...

...the museum, since that was in fact the residence of...

Zorm, Master of Destruction and Ter-ror, who was playing with his...

rediculously big lobster. Zorm wasn't always evil, in he youth he....

...was attacked by preist, but the rediculously big lobster saved him by...

...swooping down, grabbing the cereal and yelling "Silly Father, Trix are for...