for nuns! Then, he used his laser vision on the priest, causing him to...

... turn into a dragon. That laser vision never did work right, so he...

ended up transmogrifying it into a large fish, a carp, to be exact.

The dragon inhaled, and started to blow out...

Bubbles of warm soapy....

pure undulating evil. His breasts glistened with their new found power, only to reveal ...

He was Mary-Jane Watson from the 60's Spiderman cartoon! The lobster realized...

...that his claws were no longer the hardest part of his...

...carapace, but since he was gay it didn't matter, so he took out his metallic...

Metallica album. "And nothing else matters," he crooned to the startled...