Dragon, who screemed, then blew up in feiry death due to the off key, wailing voice.

...similar to Tom from Blink 182. The lobster's boyfriend...

...drove a basilisk down the road, causing...

..mass love making. For no reason. Perplexed, the lobster...

...ate the basilisk, resulting in a terrible case of hiccups. The doctor...

prescribed some green pills. Upon comsuming them, the lobster had a craving for a city, with cheese and peporoni on top...

...to which end it grew to prodigous sizes, consuming half of...

...Thaumaturge's mom. Another love-making scene took place, between the she-ninja and...

...the other half. This caused shock and horror in a far away alein race, who started a space race to see who could get to Earth and stop them first...

...but unfortunately, they locked the keys inside the spaceship, so they had to call for...