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MasterOfMagic 10-12-2004 10:16 PM
Dragon, who screemed, then blew up in feiry death due to the off key, wailing voice.

Jadarendir 10-13-2004 11:27 AM
...similar to Tom from Blink 182. The lobster's boyfriend...

Thaumaturge 10-13-2004 11:42 AM
...drove a basilisk down the road, causing...

MasterOfMagic 10-13-2004 11:48 AM
..mass love making. For no reason. Perplexed, the lobster...

Thaumaturge 10-13-2004 11:58 AM
...ate the basilisk, resulting in a terrible case of hiccups. The doctor...

MasterOfMagic 10-13-2004 12:07 PM
prescribed some green pills. Upon comsuming them, the lobster had a craving for a city, with cheese and peporoni on top...

Thaumaturge 10-13-2004 12:08 PM
...to which end it grew to prodigous sizes, consuming half of...

Jadarendir 10-13-2004 12:12 PM
...Thaumaturge's mom. Another love-making scene took place, between the she-ninja and...

MasterOfMagic 10-13-2004 12:13 PM
...the other half. This caused shock and horror in a far away alein race, who started a space race to see who could get to Earth and stop them first...

reality_deviant 10-13-2004 12:33 PM
...but unfortunately, they locked the keys inside the spaceship, so they had to call for...

Thaumaturge 10-13-2004 12:35 PM
...a Vogon constructor fleet, which destroyed not only the car door, but the car and the planet as well. Because of this...

EVILNess 10-13-2004 03:38 PM
...time spun backwards, causing a...

Dragonsbane 10-13-2004 03:48 PM
gigantic monkey-god to appear, he then uttered these words...

videogamerz2000 10-13-2004 04:17 PM
"Courtney Cox can be in my love triangle anytime!"

Flarecobra 10-13-2004 04:59 PM
Meanwhile, The people at Nuklearpower.com decided....

slightly aboveaverage man 10-13-2004 05:02 PM
That pants shall hense forth be...

Flarecobra 10-13-2004 05:14 PM
Banned from exientance for the rest of the time....

videogamerz2000 10-13-2004 05:16 PM
as well as any undergarments, especially Fruit of the Loom!

Flarecobra 10-13-2004 05:18 PM
Although girls were excepted from the undergarments clause, thanks to Thief's...

reality_deviant 10-13-2004 05:29 PM
blue hair and tight-fitting leather breeches. The Monkey-God...

videogamerz2000 10-13-2004 05:30 PM
changed into Red Mage, and started hitting on RD.

reality_deviant 10-13-2004 05:32 PM
...who was well-pleased, until she realized she must face the wrath of QueenQeeko, who was truly...

CheshireThief 10-13-2004 05:33 PM
...obsessed with Red Mage. Luckily, CheshireThief appeared behind Red Mage and smiled at RD, who then...

reality_deviant 10-13-2004 05:38 PM
...clung to CT like a barnacle, which prevented both of them from noticing the approaching peril of...

videogamerz2000 10-13-2004 05:56 PM
SAAM's three day old bag of crackers! It had come alive to...

EVILNess 10-13-2004 07:55 PM
...do the happy dance! Which it did. When suddenly...

slightly aboveaverage man 10-13-2004 08:05 PM
SAAM's pants dropped, signalling the new year.

EVILNess 10-13-2004 08:16 PM
THE END! OR IS IT? DA-DA-DUM!!!!

(I think thats post limit.)


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