Diabloish type games.

Flaming monkey ninjas, or flying monkeys with scorpion tails?

FPS. I'd hate losing in Diablo to some punk 10 year old who just happens to play 20 hours a day.

Edit: Blargh. Um, the second one. The first one would burn themselves up.

Apples or oranges?

Oranges, easier to make juice with.

Hitchhikkers guide or Enders game? (you had better had read both)

Ender's Game. Love that series.

Red Hot Chili Peppers or Radiohead?

Radiohead.

Smurfs or Snorks?
but have you read Enders shadod? And on that note, have you read the hithhikers guide?

Smurfs, the little commies.

Piano or guitar?

I've read all the Ender series books. And yes, I've read the Hitch Hiker's Guide.

Guitar, its more versatle.

High or low

low... the high road is for chumps

Professor honeydew or beaker

Honeydew.

Robin or Nightwing?