Stuff. Though junk is still acceptable.

School or Work?

Work, you get paid! And everyone knows that money is good. Like cookies. Mmm... cookies.

Power Rangers or Beetleborgs?

Power Rangers. Only because I don't know what the hell that other thing is.

Saltine crackers or graham crackers?

Saltines! Ummm. Salty goodness in every bite!

Bolt-2 MUTHA FUGGA! or No you don't brain. You stay.

The first one. I'll take magic over sanity any day.

Poker or Blackjack?

Blackjack, easier to play.

Pink lemonade or ice tea?

Iced Tea. Caffeine gooooood.

Wristwatch or pocketwatch?

How about an orgasmically delicious combination of both? No? Then strawberries, I guess.

Laptop or desktop?

Desktops have more power.

FPS or Diabloish type games in a multiplayer setting.

Diabloish type games.

Flaming monkey ninjas, or flying monkeys with scorpion tails?

FPS. I'd hate losing in Diablo to some punk 10 year old who just happens to play 20 hours a day.

Edit: Blargh. Um, the second one. The first one would burn themselves up.

Apples or oranges?

Oranges, easier to make juice with.

Hitchhikkers guide or Enders game? (you had better had read both)

Ender's Game. Love that series.

Red Hot Chili Peppers or Radiohead?

Radiohead.

Smurfs or Snorks?
but have you read Enders shadod? And on that note, have you read the hithhikers guide?

Smurfs, the little commies.

Piano or guitar?

I've read all the Ender series books. And yes, I've read the Hitch Hiker's Guide.

Guitar, its more versatle.

High or low

low... the high road is for chumps

Professor honeydew or beaker

Honeydew.

Robin or Nightwing?

Tall, what I wish I was, considering the rest of my family is over 6 feet tall. Each. *is only 5'7"*

girl or boy?
(which would you rather have for a child?)

Boy first. *Glares at Shiney* Although I want about 5 kids. So we'll see!

Black or white?

White.

Magic or Tech?

Magic.

Guns or sword?

Depends on the situation, and types of either choice. For some situations, sniper rifle. In others, kitana.

Invader Zim or Family Guy?

Family Guy.

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Hasn't this been asked before? Star Wars.

Double katanas or a big honking broadsword?

Double Katanas, My choppy and speed.

Sitcom or stand-up?

Big Honkin Broadsword I prefer European weaponry

Edit: Curses beaten to the punch Stand up

Fireball or Lightning Bolt?

Stand up, then Lightning bolt.

Kefka or Sephiroth?

Kefka, I've got to give it up to that old school cross dressing freak. He had moxie.

tartar control or extra whitening?

Extra whitening. I'll control the tartar myself.

Starfire or Raven?

Raven.

Golden Sun or Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy.

Roy or Marth?
(Fire Emblem, or Super Smash, whichever.)

Roy.
Liberal or Conservative?

liberal

white bread, or whole wheat?

White.

Ultimates or Avengers?

Avengers, cause Iron Man is cool.

Playing Halo on Console Vs Computer.

Computer. I likes my mouse.

Pistols or revolvers?

Pistols...though after seeing Revolver Ocelot from MGS and MGS2, I do not underestimate the revolver.

Shotgun or Sub machine gun?

Shotgun. I love being able to launch people with one shot.

Paintings or sketches?

Ooh, tough one. I'd have to say sketches, I'm not sure why though.

Vanilla or Chocolate?

Chocolate.

Red lightsaber or blue lightsaber?

Blue, red hurts my eyes

Candy corn or Dots?

Kazaa.

3D Fighters or 2D?

Neither. I prefer Catsup.

Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy?

Wheel of Fortune, because there's only 26 things you have to know. With Jeopardy, there's at least a hundred. Give or take. A million.

Thread open or closed?

Oh, right. It doesn't matter what you think. ZING!