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Chrono 10-14-2004 09:05 PM

Enlighten Me
 
The world is a place filled with opinions, please enlighten me on some of these questions, and perhaps, add some of your own??? For those of you who are new there are many more questions spread through out this thread

Enlightenment level:71%
Intresting, intresting...

There will be more questions to come.....

Who likes fire more black mage or Kary?

Who likes swords more fighter or kary or drizz'l?

Who likes stabbing more black mage or theif?

Who is the evilest/goodist Dark/light warrior?

Who is the smartest light/dark warrior?

Who is the most powerful random monster?

Who is the most powerful light/dark warrior?

Who is tougher Giant or werewolf?

Who is the sexist character on 8-bit theater?

Who has the best quotes?

Who has the best hair style/cloths/shoes/hat?

Who has the best name?

Who is the oldest light/dark warrior?

Who has the coolest weapon/spell?

Who do you think is republican/demacrate out of the light/dark warriors?

Who would win light warriors or the real light warriors?

Who would win the light or the dark warriors?

Who is your favorite character?

Lycanthrope 10-14-2004 09:27 PM

This is more appropriate for the 8-bit theater discussion.
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Who is tougher Giant or werewolf?
werewolf. seriously.

Chrono 10-14-2004 09:30 PM

probably because they are invunrable to anything but silver weapons

DragonDaimyo 10-14-2004 09:49 PM

agreed. Giants will wear down eventually, but werewolfs never die (unless confronted with a silver weapon)

Viktor Von Russia 10-14-2004 09:58 PM

Gah. Lots o' questions. Let's see...

1. BM likes fire more. Kary lives with it, it's less special to her.

2. Well, let's see...Drizz'l has never once said "I like swords." Fighter, on the other hand...

3. BM definitely likes stabbing more. Thief would rather own you and everything you hold dear.

4. The most evil Dark Warrior would have to be Bikke. He sees evil as a claw.

5. I'm going to skip right down do this one: The "light warriors" would beat the real light warriors. No contest. They real LWs would have some tragedy befall them while "our" light warriors take no notice of them and bicker amongst themselves.

LordZoma 10-15-2004 01:12 AM

Who likes fire more black mage or Kary?
Kary does of course... it is of her essence. Black Mage prefers Hadoken and lightning of fire.

Who likes swords more fighter or kary or drizz'l?
Obviously fighter. his brain is a sword. besides, i don't see drizz'l being visited by dr. swordopolis

Who likes stabbing more black mage or theif?
Whereas thief is a more proficient back stabber, black mage likes stabbing more, because to thief it is simple a method to obtain wealth, whereas for black mage, it is a hobby and past time.

Who is the evilest/goodist Dark/light warrior?
Very simple answer. The dark warriors are less evil than the light warriors. explanation: since there are multiple warriors in each 'party', the average evil factor must be obtained. face it, some of the dark warriors just aren't overwhelmingly evil. they're more stupid than evil... whereas even with 3 of the light warriors being good, black mages evil level, even after it's divided by 4 still wins with a factor of several googleplex.

Who is the smartest light/dark warrior?
Smartest dark warrior: sara. obviously. smartest light warrior: fighter. Do not question this.

Who is the most powerful random monster?
warmech. duh.

Who is the most powerful light/dark warrior?
Most powerful dark warrior is garland, but you'd never know it cause he's so dumb. most powerful light warrior is black mage, not because of anything else other than power = hadoken.

Who is tougher Giant or werewolf?
Giants are tougher. wheras most people automatically assume werewolves can only be hurt by silver, this is a misnomer and is simply not true. they take aggravated damage from silver, and regenerate at a fair pace. a giant is many many many times larger, and therefore can crush packs of werewolves under its shoes without a second thought.

Who is the sexist character on 8-bit theater?
Fighter. Such grace, such poise, such a big sword!

Who has the best quotes?
Brian Clevinger.

Who has the best hair style/cloths/shoes/hat?
red mage has the best everything. he's so versatile, he can give himself +5 fashion on a whim.

Who has the best name?
Garland. It's cool as hell.

Who is the oldest light/dark warrior?
Whereas one would automatically think that the oldest dark warrior is bikke', since he's been sailing the seven seas (or at least in the inner sea) since he was a wee lad, it is really drizz'l. Dark elves have a much longer life span, and he does not act like a child, therefore he must be into his 70's or 80's. none of the dark warriors have grey hair. he's oldest. oldest light warrior is clearly white mage. she's such a mom... although it really is thief. since he's an elf. Fucking duh.

Who has the coolest weapon/spell?
Coolest weapon goes to fighter. I like swords. Coolest spell goes to black mage. lit 3 motha fugga!

Who do you think is republican/demacrate out of the light/dark warriors?
none of them. they all waffle the issues and you know it.

Who would win light warriors or the real light warriors?
Obviously the light warriors. the power of the fact that they are the main characters are on their side.

Who would win the light or the dark warriors?
Again, all too easy. The light warriors would win of course. they have 2 extra people following them around for no reason, and therefore outnumber them.

Who is your favorite character?
It's a toss up between red mage, white mage, black belt, thief, blackmage, and fighter... but i'll have to go with rodney. He's the most well defined, and has had the most character development.

Ganurath 10-15-2004 01:46 AM

Who likes fire more black mage or Kary?
BM, he likes anything that hurts everything else.
Who likes swords more fighter or kary or drizz'l?
Fighter likes swords in every aspect, the others just use them.
Who likes stabbing more black mage or theif?
BM has a zeal for puncture wounds. Thief uses his dagger only as needed.
Who is the evilest/goodist Dark/light warrior?
The new girl / Fighter. The new girl is actively evil, and fighter is too simple to be in any way malign.
Who is the smartest light/dark warrior?
Thief and Drizz'l. Wisdom of seniority and insight of stealth.
Who is the most powerful random monster?
The werewolves.
Who is the most powerful light/dark warrior?
BM/The new girl. Raw destructive power is omnipotence here.
Who is tougher Giant or werewolf?
Werewolf.
Who is the sexist character on 8-bit theater?
Female goes to WM in BM's wet dreams (guest comic), and male... I dunno, I'm a straight male.
Who has the best quotes?
RM.
Who has the best hair style/cloths/shoes/hat?
Drizz'l.
Who has the best name?
Garland.
Who is the oldest light/dark warrior?
Thief/Drizz'l. They're elves, nitwit!
Who has the coolest weapon/spell?
BM's Hadoken is, literally, the bomb.
Who do you think is republican/demacrate out of the light/dark warriors?
I don't touch politics with RPGs, although RM admitted he's a commie.
Who would win light warriors or the real light warriors?
The 8BT set. Nonconventional tactics throw off the real McCoys.
Who would win the light or the dark warriors?

Fighter VS Drizz'l- Camel Spider. Fighter leaves for one round.
BM VS New Girl- New Girl has fire, BM has everything painful. She dies.
Thief VS Bikke- Thief has law ninjas, Bikke will break a law sooner or later.
RM VS Garland- Garland's a wuss, but RM will try to twink himself against Garland and stun himself trying to figure it out.
BM VS Drizz'l- Drizz'l gets too close.
Thief VS Garland- No hastle hear, Thief steals off Garland's armor and goes stabbity.
LWs win hands down.
Who is your favorite character?
Thief.

LordZoma 10-15-2004 01:57 AM

Muktar, did you listen to nothing I said? Truly, you are 45% unenlightened.

Although, in reference to your quote about 'no mind' this is very important. Were you aware, that if you weren't in a 'no mind' state while doing chi kung exercises, you lose almost all of the benefit? Also, if two are both equally armed, equally fit, and equally trained in martial arts... then who wins?





Answer: The one who is more intelligent!

Meister 10-15-2004 03:11 AM

The Puppy God is right. :D Over it goes.

Chrono 10-15-2004 05:33 AM

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Whereas one would automatically think that the oldest dark warrior is bikke', since he's been sailing the seven seas (or at least in the inner sea) since he was a wee lad, it is really drizz'l. Dark elves have a much longer life span, and he does not act like a child, therefore he must be into his 70's or 80's. none of the dark warriors have grey hair. he's oldest. oldest light warrior is clearly white mage. she's such a mom... although it really is thief. since he's an elf. Fucking duh.
just to say something red mage has grey hair so he may be older than WM and black mage works with the dark arts so it's possible he's lived longer than anyone using dark mage to preserve life, then again he'd be to busy stabbing fighter. Also Theif happens to be an elf yet he's probably not very old since he's only a prince. I agree that Drizz'l is the eldest dark warrior being an dark elf.

I feel very enlighted from all of your answers, but not enough....


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