Open Message to Brian Clevinger
 

Brian -

Everyone knows that you didn't create the initial character artwork for your comics yourself - that they are SPRITES ripped from the game Final Fantasy for Nintendo...

Well now that the Coca Cola Company has released their new soda SPRITE PLUS... do you feel compelled to respond by upping the ante on your web comic, and releasing 8-bit-theatre-PLUS with Sprites Plus?

Competition breeds superior products. Just thought you might be considering this.

Consumers loves competition, producers don't. :)

*smacks head*

I'm not touching this one with a fourty two and a half foot swordchuck.

What the motherfug is this.

This is pretty ghey. And it's not that hard to get Brian's attention, he's pretty good for answering emails/pms.

...well! I get it, but I don't get it. And I wish not for an explanation.

Y`know, not like my wish means much. There's no genie around hereabouts.

BAAAAAD joke. Very bad.

This is your brain:

"Say, what do you think of the new molecular diagram from NASA?"
"I think it's idiotic, I built a better one that shows the micron properties of..." etc. etc.

This is drugs:

"heheh i is teh witty"

This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions? :D

I think he's right though. There is now Pibb Xtra, on which he had a feature. We need 8-bit X.
Maybe 8-bit XXX. Rrrrowl.
*clears throat* Zoma makes a fine point though. In this modern society where bigger and newer is better, looks are more important than substance, it's about time Brian got with the times. Enough of thise "good storytelling" and this "comedy" crap. We want flashy graphics and cut and paste romances.

Get with the program, Slowy McSlow.

Thankyou Shiney, for understanding that my overtly subtle witty comments include carefully delicated socio-political statements that intend to push the man whose artwork we have all come to love in new groundbreaking directions. This is a fast paced world, and we all [should] have high speed internet connections. I want an 8-bit theatre that has a mandatory 5 gigabyte download program necessary to load the comic of the week. I "want flashy graphics and cut and paste romances" dammit. And yes, I forgot momentarily that Brian [The Floridian] is a Pibb kinda guy. I would have used the other example, but I did feel that in order to reacher a wider audience, I'd have to refer to Sprite Plus. You know, since Pibb's basically a hole in the wall, and Coca Cola's a money mongering whore of a company that's been in bed with the CIA for 40 years.

Just sayin.

Ps. Shiney, my respect for you just doubled. Your sense of humor is clearly more well-defined now. Bravo! And yes, that does say that my respect for people is influenced by what they think of me. But hey, at least I don't have self-esteem problems. If I did, I certainly wouldn't have made writing my career.

PPS. I know delecated isn't a word, but you can't sit here and tell me that it doesn't make perfect sense in that sentence. Therefore, it is a word, and I hereby submit it to websters. There. Happy ye people who point it out?

You're welcome.

And there definitely wasn't anything blacked out in my previous post.

Nope, nothing at all.