If you were a... (part two)
 

Just answer the question posted before you, then make up your own. All the questions have to be asking what you'd be if you were part of a group of something (well, I don't really have to explain that, I guess. It says so in the title.) Here we go:

If you were a French word, which one would you be?

Fou. Definitely 'fou'.

If you were a column, what style of column would you be?

Public Opinions column.

If you were a slice of pie, what flavor and how big a slice?

Coconut Cream: all flash, no substance. That little tiny piece that everyone wants, but always ends up with a larger piece than they wanted.

If you were a song lyric, what would you be?

I'm an Asshole by Denis Leary.

If you were a type of make-up, what would you be.

Mary Kay...don't ask why, I can't explain because that's just the first to pop in my head.

If you were a weapon, what would you be?

A mage's staff...because that can deal more damage than almost anything else. Think "Staff of Fireball"

If you could be any common household appliance, which one would you be?

Blender. Blendemonium!

If you could kick one wo/man from the world (past or present (dead or alive)) in the shins, who would it be?

Hitler, stupid nazi...

If you were a character from an anime, which would you be?

Miroku (sp?) the monk from Inuyasha.

If you were a ball, what kind would you be?