Drunken buddys
 

ok so i just got home from a drinking binge. two of my friends are unconcious and me and another friend are sober. now me and my soberish friend who actually know when to draw the line the other two have run over it 18 times one wont stop hurling on my carpet *side note his shirt and pants and socks are all covered in his own vomit and he has removed hios shirt and pants and is now lying infront of my toilet. both of them are in generaly stable condition and have stoped vomiting.

what similar storys do you have, also what pranks can we pull on them while they are unable to resist? swift reply is important because they might awake soon.

*note im an soberISH! so please forgive any spelling errors?
*also i may regret this in the morning so any mods dont hold it against me.

Leave in current condition. Apply makeup to said drunkards. Take pictures. Lots. Then post them on;

A) the inter-web
B) Billboards (that could take some money)
C) Lamp posts

EDIT: also, make sure they don't slip into some kinda coma... or kill themselves in drunken stupor... might be a nice thing on your part. ^_^

That's..that's just gross. Next time how about a little less graphic detail. >_o

That said, here's a nice prank - tell them they don't have to clean up the carpet and mess.

Then break their poor little alcoholic hearts.

My friends have a habit of getting drunk in the punk clubs and then jumping into revolving signs on the way home. I wanted to do the 'hedge olympics' and jump off of a bridge, but they wouldn't let me. They cuffed my arms behind my back with a chain from one of their belts and lead me home. Spoilsports.

When at a slumber party a few years back, my friend Matt drank vodka and ate nutmeg. He only did this because he heard it had hallucinating effects. Suffice to say, he fell on the floor in front of the TV and we tied him up with tape and put shaving foam on his face. When he woke up, he hopped around the house screaming like a girl, then upon breaking free, he made a washing up bowl full of coffee and drank it. Still with the washing up liquid in the bowl. Ah, those were good times.

And how can I forget the time I almost broke my leg by falling over. Let's just say I plan on NEVER getting that drunk again. "Man, I just spewed EVERYWHERE!" -_-

the problem with me is that i black out too easily, so i never remember any of my drunken antics. I'm always in a situation where i remember bits and peices of the night, like falling down the stairs and thinking "i have to get away from here", and sitting on the 'L platform waiting for a train. Then in the morning i wake up with a sore head, a scraped elbow and a crusty vomit stain on my shirt.

although i hear i make some pretty funny calls when im drunk.

Hence, the need for pictures.

That said, may I just insert:
Getting drunk is a really really, stupid thng to do.
Had to be said. Won't mention it again.

Well I don't know about drunken antics, but here are some pranks I've pulled while friends are sleeping.

*Put globs of lotion on their face (works best on hetero-sexual males) and take a picture
*Place them in awkward/suggestive position

That being said I may have some drunken stories next year (My brother turns 21, and I turn 16 in December, can anyone say designated driver)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ai/Damage2.jpg

My injured knee. And after that one fateful night of binge drinking, I now have to go and see a physio if it doesn't improve. Let this be a warning to all ye who drink absinthe and sambuca all night. (I think my knee high boots may have had something to do with it too...)

Oh, I remember something stupid another friend of mine did too. He jumped off of three flights of stairs, off the balcony of the stair set. And broke his glasses. The same night he jumped a bar sign and fell into the gutter. It's a wonder he's still alive...

Well lets see, this topic should be right up my ally. Pictures are good (high tech cell phones with cameras make this VERY easy). Make-up on the face is good (permanent marker is more cruel, but if it's Friday, they should be able to get it off before going back to work/school on Monday... so long as you don't go over-board and color in their entire forehead). Color in thier entire forehead. Take something of thiers and hold it hostage... Get everyone else to lay down around them (looking drunk) for a nice group picture. If (like your friend) they are missing some item of clothing, DEFINITLY take it. Find something to replace it that they would prefer not to wear ie. a 'Hello Kitty' t-shirt or some such nonsense. Thats about all I can think of off the top of my head. I won't bother telling any of my (or my friends) drunken stories unless specifically asked.

there's always the old standby of placing their hands in a cup of warm water, I'm not sure if that actually works, but if it did...

Also, if they are completely comatose, try moving them to some out of the way enclosed area, like a closet or something. Lock them in there and wait for them to wake up, when they do and start banging around, talk to them in a made up voice and say very horrible things to them, make them think they've been kidnapped by some sort of depraved lunatic. Keep this going as long as you're comfortable with it.

Just make sure they don't have a cell phone in there with them, the cops might not think its very funny.

As far as my drunken escapades go, I once proposed via email to a friend of mine while inebriated. Luckily she was the understanding sort and simply told me to shut up.

I also once punched a hole in the wall of a hotel room in Mexico after having a bit too much tequila. The next morning all my friends abandoned me and I was left talking to some security guard, who only spoke spanish. Luckily iwas still sufficiently drunk that I didn't care.

They wanted me to pay some sum of money, but I didn'thave any funds available, so i just sort of shrugged my shoulders and left, they didn't seemt o care much either way. Once i found my friends they seemed very relieved that I wasn't arrested by the Federalis.

Federalis? I aint afraid of no stinkin Federalis!