the Great sentences
 

I know that what I say does not make very sence. If any. Thats the point.
It's all about the sentence.
Write that great sentences you or your friends have ever said.
or just tell what the greatest one you have heard.
"I don't care about the way it goes just as long as it goes."
One rule dont tell me about how bad the sentence is thats not the point .

"LIEF, LIBARTEY, UND TEH PURSUIT OF SEKS!" ~ My friend Fou.

I sentence you to life.

A pile of dead babies?!?!

"Girls don't taste like that!" (said by a female friend of mine).
"If I did kill you yesterday, it would have been so funny."

I'll post some more later.

"You guys, I saw a big penis the other day." <---My best friend Ryan, who is straight. I think.

"You're such a good samaritan." (Jimmy)
"Only I'm the kind that wants to kill you." (Me)

I was working on something in the shop at school, and I muttered under my breath..

"Is this love...?" And the dude next to me said.. "That I'm feelin'...?" It was wierd, because that was the song I was thinking of.. Our friendship became about 2x closer after that.

PAY ATTENTION EVERYONE!! I DIDN'T DO IT!!! *Sounds air horn* ~Me and my friend
"Run, it makes it more interesting!" ~ All my friends
"You must be destroyed" ~ Me
"Oh no! Don't strain that one circuit you have!" ~Me
"That's spoonerific!" ~My sister
"You are so ugly the mirror doesn't just shatter...it also catches on fire, melts, and the particles disobey the law of conservation of mass and destroy themselves." ~My friend again.

Me and my friend, in homeroom, him talking about his sci-fi type storyline, me talking about a bizarre song he has on a cd in his car.

Me: Why the hell is it a song about whiskey in a frickin' jar?
Him(mid-sentence): It's in the canter of the earth, and if the earth is destroyed, it will destroy the universe.
Me: What? The whiskey?

We spent the remaining 5 minutes of class laughing our heads off.