I Desperately need advice
 

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *bonk*

-does a Dante-

I was reading and I thought "Wow, this guy must be pretty laid back to put his relationship problems in the Off-topic forum." Then I read the end (as opposed to just skipping it).

You, sir, are a funny man.

I hate you. That was hilarious.

Halfords. My friend works there, he can get you a discount.

Excellent! :D That's what I've got to say.

::Hangs sign on self that says "I fell for it"::

Oh man, I was reading through that, and I was all like, "Dude, you should of put this on the Discussion board or something, not in off-topic."

Then...bam.

I felt stupid and thought it was great at the same time. Well done.

*gun shot* Ah! You got me!

Funny though. It took me a minute to comprehend what those last sentences said, and then I was gone.

Very nice.

Beautiful... simply beautiful.

Thank you for screwing over my initial thoughts about you being the odd person who just posted to whine about their girlfirend. Makes me feel a little better about the world... I needed that.

This warrants me giving out the 2nd rep point i've bestowed to date.

scrape off the rust and keep it to poison people...not sure how effective it would be, but yeah...never can be too prepared