Who are BM's parents?????
 

:bmage: My parents were people. But Fighter's stupidity sucked all my knowledge of them away :eek: Help me in my quest of rediscoverisation(and stabbystabbystabbyness)
:fighter: I'm such a bad person. I think BM needs some love.

I don't know who are BM's parents. But I know where they are. They're in hell for making such a horrible child!

Hey now, you can't blame the parents. For all we know it was some dark tome at Wizard Camp that turned him Evil.

Eeeeevvviiilll!

I got nothing--EvilE

that's a possibility. i imagine BM's parents being real sweet old folks, and they're like, "black mage! is that a grass stain on your robes!?" and he's like "moooooom!!"

haha! two tickets, please!

I never said the parents made him evil, it's just the he was evil. And the only reason that the parents are dead, is because BM brutally murdered them in their sleep because they won't let him watch a Girls Gone Wild video.

And the moral of this story folks: Always Triple lock your knives in the kitchen.

I doubt he has parents. I imagine he was dumped on the doorstep of an orphanage. He shows signs of being someone who's pretty much raised himself his whole life. And of course, been followed by a moron who will not go away, the whole time :D

Black Mage wasn't born at all he was spawned by the darkest forces in the world for the pure purpose of pain, suffering, and distruction; oh and so fighter would have someone to annoy.

But what if Fighter's parents gave birth to BM just so he could be annoyed by Fighter, BM's twin brother.

:bmage: Urge to kill Fighter's parents, rising. :mad:
:wmage: :bbelt: Oh honey, isn't today wonderful. Yes, my darling
HADOKEN!!!!!!
(insert screams and cries of pain and death)

If BM himself isn't Chaos, it's quite possible his father (parent?) is Chaos.

The Lich could be his father and the vampire his brother. He does like the mothers cooking