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Dragonsbane 12-01-2004 01:40 PM

I would also appreciate a projected date, even as I'm redesigning Palom's robes.

Foamy 12-01-2004 02:56 PM

What does it matter just go:

Tifa walks into the Crimson Dragon Bar. As she walks in the chatter about the room stops as all the men stare at her breasts. She notices this and and gives them a glance like she should not be disrespected. They all went back to their cards, discussions and rum. She walked to the counter and ordered a drink.


There see, no need to explain clothes or techniques or anything! Just start the RP already!!!!

Dragonsbane 12-02-2004 02:19 AM

Does Tifa even act like that? I was too busy staring at her breasts throughout FF7 to notice...:p

Astral Harmony 12-02-2004 03:53 AM

Yeah, I found myself looking at her chest way too much as well. Most of the time, I could just listen to my mind ask the same damn question...

Dark AB: "So how does she have breasts that big and nice and even with that tight shirt she has on, and you can't see her nipples?"

Me: "Is that even a question?"

Dark AB: "I wants me my fan service, y'dig?"

Me: "Meh."

Anyways, I'm still ready to go. I might as well find a style for Rydia. That green getup she had going was sweet, but she needs some up-to-date sex appeal. I was thinking maybe something in...

Dark AB: "Nothing at all."

No, no, no, not nothing. That's too much fan service. She could be dressed to go to a disco or something. A skimpy little top, baggy jeans, platform shoes with fish aquariums in them, except there's little Leviathans in it, and a beautiful flower in her hair.

Dark AB: "And a giant antique clock around her neck."

You're not fun.

Dragonsbane 12-02-2004 07:33 AM

Actually, I can answer your question about Tifa. She's wearing a bra.

Foamy 12-02-2004 08:21 AM

Meh, I'll just look at the Advent Children pics to get Tifa's new clothes. Besides why were you asking that question, when she is a character in a game the was created by asian men who can't get any?

Astral Harmony 12-02-2004 10:42 AM

I'm just kiddin', Foamy. I'm all about supporting fan service and endorse anime chicks to be especially sexy. Note my title.

Dragonsbane 12-02-2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foamy
Meh, I'll just look at the Advent Children pics to get Tifa's new clothes. Besides why were you asking that question, when she is a character in a game the was created by asian men who can't get any?

You assume they can't get any...rather arrogant of you. I might also add that they created one of the most kick-ass games of all time, and might even have some fangirls.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo
I'm just kiddin', Foamy. I'm all about supporting fan service and endorse anime chicks to be especially sexy. Note my title.

Hurray for fanservice and sexy anime chicks! :D

Astral Harmony 12-02-2004 12:21 PM

"And thus, God said 'Let there be fan service!' and the nations then saw the bouncing breasts, and the lucious hips and thighs, and the perfect faces, and then they did stop firing weapons of mass destruction at one another, and gathered they did before the high definition plasma screen TV, and they did watch the La Blue Girl, and the Golden Boy, and the Bible Black...(goes on and on about other hentai series and regular animes with huge fan service elements like Burn Up! Excess)" - Armored Bishoujo 14:22

Dragonsbane 12-02-2004 12:36 PM

And then the Japanese, with their giant robots and powerful magic, took over the world. Ironically, nobody seemed to mind much.

*goes off to do something productive, like watching those shows mentioned in the post directly above mine*


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