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Dragonsbane 11-17-2004 09:11 AM

Dragonsbane watched with amusement, not finding it necessary to add anything to the attacks of his comrades. There would be plenty of time to torture Arha later.

Toastburner B 11-17-2004 10:12 AM

Toastburner hovered high above, watching the battle.

Right...do I charge all heroic like and die a horrible death, or do I wait here and wait for the right moment.

...

Right, I'll wait a little while longer. Maybe Arhra will start to fight back.


So, Toastburner waited.

But, it never hurt to be prepared, so Toastburner began to set-up his plan.

Hopefully, something does happen so I'm not just wasting my time up here..

With that, Toastburner began to run the calculations through his computer, and began to set up his next attack.

Rand Al'Thor 11-17-2004 12:02 PM

OOC: sorry 4 lack of invlovement, but internet has ben down, and i have been studying 4 exams, and had a term paper to write!

Rand makes a chair out of digital air, and sits above the battle, camly surveying the scene. he feels that this game has progressed too far without him, and settles on merley disrupting whomever he could, he saw DB, but ignored him, due to the knowlege that if they fought each otuer, they would at most just annoy eachother and get nowhere. he decided he didn't like the look if this land, so he shot red fiders of the power out and carved a tv out of the side of a large structure, then proceeded to turn on Comedy Central to watch Drawn Together.

OOC: i am not boasting with the DB thing, we have dueled, and it went on like forever. the result was a tie.

Bailey 11-17-2004 12:41 PM

"The time is up, you are dead. Be glad that we are in a computer where instead of death, there is deletion, and it is possible to rise from the recycle bin." Newb watched as Arhra turned into a stream of data and flowed into the recycle bin in the distance. "Now what?"

OOC: sorry arhra, gave you a chance for a day, and i only sent you to elsewhere. I'm not gonna stop playing just because you don't post, but I'm not gonna do something retarded and godmoddy either. this removes you from immediate concern because having someone suddenly be next to you after failing to post for a while is annoying. going to the recycle bin removed the acid too. if anyone besides arhra feels that this is godmoddy, i'll change it, but if its just arhra complaining, i will only take it as bad sportsmanship.

Dragonsbane 11-17-2004 12:43 PM

OOC: Yeah, but that was when I only used Spellfire, and held back on the godmoding...mostly because Wheel of Time kicks ass. Eventually, we just congratulated each other on our mad skillz and went back to chatting. :p

Besides, I never have to use my full power, at least not yet...*ominous sound effects*

IC: Dragonsbane projected an illusionary image of himself in the air before Toastburner, though he didn't bother to hide the fact that it was an illusion.

"Why have you allied with Arha? Do you really think he'll let you keep the Calvinball?" Dragonsbane asked through the image.

Toastburner B 11-17-2004 02:10 PM

Toastburner laughed, and continued about his business. "Is there a crack in your omniscience after all, Dragonsbane? At what point did I ally with Arhra? If you read post #80 on page 8, I for all intents and purposes tell Arhra to get lost."
Kudos to whoever can tell me where the quote is from.
Toastburner shook his head and snorted. He pulled a small object from an open compartment on his left arm, and stuck it onto the ceiling, where he had been placing other such objects as part of his next.

"Sorry. But I figured it was time I try a solo game for once." Toastburner told the Dragonsbane-image.

"You can't win, you realize." The image stated simply.

"Oh, I never had any illiusions of victory. I want to go solo for a change. I don't expect to win for a single moment. All I'm going for is to annoy you guys for as long as possible before you atomize me." Toastburner stated truthfully.

"Do you so enjoy death?" Dragonsbane asked.
Another quote from the same game. Anyone know it?
"It's a nice break between games." Toastburner answered. "Now, will you excuse me?"

With that, Toastburner jetted off. Seconds later, the objects that Toastburner placed so carefully exploded. Huge chunks of the ceiling came raining down.

Had to use a lot of my mini-missile for that. Toastburner thought to himself. Hopefully, I'll have enough firepower left to make a good accounting of myself.

Toastburner turned as he neared the ground. He pointed his right arm at Jada, Dragonsbane, and Newb. The arm opened into a compartment like the one on the right hand. A storm of small missiles, each no bigger than a figure, launched, and head straight towards the other calvinaballers.

I'm going to lose, Toastburner thought to himself, But I at least have to find out if I can hold my own against the others.

Jadarendir 11-17-2004 02:20 PM

Searing pain rushed through TB's body as his brachio plexus nerve bundle (the nerves in the neck) were hit hard by Jada's hand. Jada had moved so fast it looked like he hadn't moved at all, and chopped the back of TB's neck. For a brief moment, he lost his consciousness, and being only a few inches above the ground, landed hard.

Jada also landed, twenty feet further on. He brushed his hair away from his face and prepared for TB's next action, wondering if he had survived the fall. Any normal person would have severed his spine and died on impact. But, of course, TB was no normal person...

Bailey 11-17-2004 02:47 PM

Newb looked up, turned a key in the air, and created a tunnel through which the debris fell. Once all the debris had passed, he closed the tunnel. The glow and whine of trapped matter started to pulse, and Newb flew away from where he had been, avoiding the resultant explosion. "huh, I'll have to use that on someone at some point"

Toastburner B 11-17-2004 02:53 PM

The jolt of the landing woke Toastburner up.

Crap! How'd that get through my armor?! Toastburner thought to himself. Then he sighed. Relax, the computer is recording everything. You'll be able to examine the data later and come up with a counter. Until then, just be on guard..

Toastburner stood, with Jada in front of him, a good distance away.

Hmmm...since Jada moved, I wonder if his Hell Shield is still protecting DB and Newb, or if it is on him. Toastburner thought to himself.

Toastburner didn't like his situation at all. In front of him was Jada. Behind him was Dragonsbane and Newb.

"Well," Toastburner thought to himself, "if I'm in a computer, might as well use some games as inspiration."

Toastburner drew his cable-and-blade. Jada braced for an attack, but not came. Instead, Toastburner threw it into the ground, and type furiously on his command-pad.

BuildingBoss_DMC2.exe -> Run

From the floor appeared a massive head, followed by hands. The creature pulled itself from the ground from which it was made.

It looks impressive, but isn't very strong. Toastburner thought to himself. Jada will rip through it in short order. So I have to add something to it..

Toastburner withdrew the blade from the ground, and threw it into the golem.

DeadmanSwitch_explosion.exe.

There. Now, as soon as Jada destroys it, it will kamakaize him by exploding. It will by me some time, at least.

The huge creature roared, a sound like stones grating together, and charged Jada. Toastburner took back to the air, firing his last swarm of mini-missiles at DB and Newb, and firing his lasers at Jada.

Bailey 11-17-2004 03:00 PM

Seeing the creature come out of the ground: So, he is summoning, eh? well two can play at that game.

Newb stuck one of his keys into the air and opened his pocket dimension. Once there, he grabbed his laptop, and summoned megaman.EXE, kirby, link, and taloon

He then returned to the battle just in time to see some missles flying past.

"alright troops, go get TB"


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