funny comments (halo 2)
 

What funny things have the marines (or Covenent) Said to u in halo 2

This one I've heard after killing something by hitting it:

"Swing batta' batta' swing!"

This one my friend liked, and I'm guessing it's if you're being inaccurate while killing things:

"Hey, when I shoot to kill something, I try to hit it."

A marine didn't say it, but I did encounter a humorous saying while playing on the Multiplayer level "Zanzibar". In the building with the large motor you can activate a computer console which opens a gate. A nearby computer console immediately turns blue, the infamous "Blue Screen of Death". Zoom in to read what it says, it's quite hilarious.

For those of us who don't have an xbox, could you tell us what it says (put it in a spoiler tag if you want).

A Marine said, "Hooah." once which really pissed me off. Marines don't say Hooah; that's for Army trash.

I grew fond of this female Marine that followed me around in the level with Regret's temple. She talked so much trash but couldn't drive worth a damn. She finally got hers later on. She ran up to a Hunter screaming "Can't hide from me!" and was immediately swatted away.

My favorite line so far has to be Sarge's, "When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-pancy tanks. We had two sticks to rub together and a rock. And what had to share the rock."

when on the first covenent lvl the covenent grunts repeat the lines the marines say in 343 guilty spark the stuff like ive got a bad feeling boy u always have a bad feeling

Not a quote, but this is another thing that irritates me over Halo. "Master Chief." I know that Marine Master Sergeants were once called Master Chiefs, but I'm fairly certain that practice is put to rest a long time ago. I've never called a Master Sergeant by anything other than that. This means that Master Chief is in the Navy (or the Coast Guard... that WOULD be interesting.) This is fine. I've worked with Navy Seal NCOs before, but I would never call a Master Chief "sir" out in the field (their are certain rare instances, but I can't see Master Chief being a ship's Officer of the Deck). It's pretty obvious that the people at Bungie never decided to look at the chain of command structure.

this is set in a world beyond us the part of the military is the space core basically they could have a new ranking system

in one lvl when you kill the covenent preiset thing, you can "Bord" his flying platform and beat him to death and when you do he screamms GET IT OOOOOOF F!!!!! when MC is warped to the covinint bace he looks a grun in the eye and says Boo, it scares the hell outta te grunt and made me lauf.

I heard Johnson say at the beginning of the first level, "If God is love, than I am cupid!"

Also, after staring at a marine for a while he said, "Sir! You're freaking me out, sir!"

And after I shot Johnson in the leg he said, "Can you at least pretend to aim, jackass!"