An Encounter With Goku
 

First, let me start off this story with a disclaimer of: I kid you not.

Because I'm a winner, my last Sunday was spent at a store that primarily specialized in the sales of things of a comic book, anime, trading card nature.

I was there browsing, looking for DVD's and other such things. Now, on Sunday's this place has these tournaments; not of an athletic nature.
The tournaments at this store are card tournaments, and on that particular day, it was a pokemon event that was going on. Age range: 8-25, mostly.

Apparently, a turf war had been brewing which I was unaware of between the Pokemon crowd, and the DBZ (dragon ball z) syndicate.

During the tournament, a gentlemen walked into the store (lets call him Crazy Asshole) who was dressed exactly, EXACTLY like Goku from DBZ. If any of you don't know what Goku looks like, it's a little something like this:

http://zdragonballz.4mg.com/pics/fadingoku.jpg

Crazy Asshole went all out. His hair was hair sprayed up, but of course no human head of hair can maintain that angle, so his hair was fastened in place by sheets of aluminum foil. He wore make-up, and had drawn in anime expression lines on his face. He wore a fake muscle suit that gave the illusion of pecs and a six-pack also.

Now, this wasn't an event where people dress-up. So when Crazy Asshole walked into the store, everyone asked only one question: What the fuck?

Also, it's a common rule that anytime someone walks in dressed as a DBZ character to a Pokemon event, they are looking for trouble. Crazy Asshole wasn't the exception.

He immediately starts shouting how pokemon is for losers and dorks - I'll wait while you see the irony - and then proceeds to start picks fights with the eight and nine year old kids in the store.

Crazy Asshole looked to be about thirty-seven or so.

I'm not sure if it was a joke that got out of hand or what, but crazy asshole ends up breaking some little boys arm attempting to do a Spirit Bomb attack or something along those lines. In short, he got escorted out in a police car.

The manager of the store gave each person a booster pack of pokemon cards as a way of not pressing charges or something, so the evening wasn't a wash.

Very... peculiar occurrance indeed. I would be likely to support the theory that the gentleman in question was some power levels short of a sayajin.

Two things that came to mind:
1. I find it funny mow many people fail to realize how exceptionally silly orange clothing looks in real life, and
2. never underestimate the gothic community when it comes to spraying up your hair.

Apart from that, well. Interesting.

It makes me feel sorry for your poor, pathetic race. Ridiculous humans...

Heh, that guy needs therapy, and DB, you are human in your spare time, what are you talking about feeling sorry for us!

I'm certainly no slouch when it comes to hating Pokemon myself (BURN! Stupid show and cards and *rambles on for about 30 seconds*), but this guy needs some serious psychological help. I mean, come on.

This guy definitly needs to get a Darwin Award. Or at least an Honorable Mention.

Yeah, too bad that poor guy doesn't have a real good, solid grasp on reality like you do, eh, DB? :D

Isn't the Darwin award made for people who die in embarrassing ways? No doubt he deserves to, but I think we have to wait for him to do so before proposing or nominating him for one.

That being said, god...I can only imagine how that kid must feel, let alone his parents. That guy is so amazingly sued that it is not even funny.

Would Goku attack a young boy, even a Pokemon lover? I say nay...or maybe, it could have been one of the many mind-controlled Gokus, or those Gokus who try to do the right thing but end up doing it for the wrong people. Plus, the kid had to have a power level of like 17, 19 tops.

What a bad cosplay.

Honorable mentions can be given to people who have not elimated themselves from the gene pool, but merely show a prime candidacy should it happen later on in life.

I would just like to say that I've read an Anne Frank/Goku erotic fan fiction but I lost the link but it exists ok seesh